- Move over cougars; hyenas are the new predatory females in town. The latest trend, apparently, is sexually aggressive teen girls who take boys’ virginity just for fun, leaving the guys depressed and/or freaked out. Equality never felt so crappy.
- Like Freddie Krueger (except scary), Sarah Palin rises again, this time in preparation for the 2012 race. She tells an anti-choice audience that she considered an abortion for a micro-second before deciding to “walk the walk.” We do not like sequels.
- Tomorrow is Earth Day, which is an excellent time to ask yourself, How green is my sex life? And yes, if you look hard enough, you can find a solar-powered vibrator.
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