Naked News (08-11-09)
- Wondering what’s the 2009 equivalent of “the dog ate my homework”? It’s “the cat downloaded my child porn.” Seriously.
- In the you’ve-got-to-be-f&#*ing-kidding-us department: South Korea paints parking spaces pink to designate them for women in heels.
- Kathy Griffin continues to endear herself to us by bringing Levi Johnston as her date for the Teen Choice Awards.