Much of this week’s news was slightly infuriating: Animals get birth control but humans don’t? The mistress gets punished but the married man doesn’t? Rapists get rights but their victims don’t? Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!

• Kristen Stewart is dropped from the Snow White sequel while the MARRIED MAN director is not. Seriously? The only thing NOT frustrating about this article is the picture of Chris Hemsworth.
• This is trashy — we feel dirty even linking to it — but if you’ve read “Fifty Shades” you won’t be able to stop reading about this real-life BDSM relationship recently gone wrong.
• In Africa, birth control is apparently easier to get for elephants than it is to get for humans. (This is a cheap shot but we had to take it.)
• Paul Ryan, we didn’t need another reason to dislike you, but you leave us no choice, you adorable little rapist sympathizer you.
• RIP Helen Gurley Brown. Here are the 10 best tips from “Sex and the Single Girl”according to The Daily Beast.

More from yours truly:

• Why Women Have Ravishment and Rape Fantasies
• Vagina vs. Vulva — There’s a Difference, People
• What’s a Nice Way to Give Oral Directions?