Squid have sex for three hours, STDs can cause a rise in foot fetishes, Domino’s Pizza wants you associate date rape with extra cheese, and Charlie Sheen likes to tweet during sex. Welcome to an edition of Naked News guaranteed to make you feel like your sex life is vanilla — and to make you feel okay about being vanilla.
- This week in weird science: Apparently foot fetishes are more prevalent during STD crises.
- In Domino’s Pizza ad campaign, no is the new yes. (Perhaps they were going for a 50 shades of toppings thing?)
- The Pregnant Workers Fairness Act is still going nowhere.
- But, hey, at least Yahoo just hired a pregnant woman as their new CEO. (Though of course they waited until the company was in the toilet to do it.)
- Charlie Sheen’s ex says he tweeted during sex. Haven’t we all?
- Scientists discover that squid are exhausted by three-hour sex sessions.