- Not only does Jenny Sandford not stand by her man, she writes a tell-all memoir about his “hiking the Appalachian Trail” that’s due out this Friday.
- Tell CBS to pull the lame anti-choice ad they’re running during the Super Bowl.
- Scientists have finally solved the mystery of how one tiny creature has flourished for up to 50 million years without sex.
- Reason prevails! Sort of. A dictionary with an entry for “oral sex” will be put back in use at a California public elementary school after being removed due to demands by some ridiculous parents. BUT, kids will need a freaking permission slip to use it.
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