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Tell Us How You Adore Someone & You Could Win a Lelo Gift Set!

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED: SEE WHO WON HERE! To help us all get in the mood for Valentine’s Day (fast approaching, in case you hadn’t noticed, ha), we want you to “share the love”: Use the comments section below or email us (select “Contest Entry” from the pull-down menu) to share something cute/romantic/cheeky about your current […]

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CONTEST: Tweet Our Book and Win LELO’s Massage Oil & Candle

LELO Flickering Touch Massage Candles ***THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED*** We just know that you, dear and loyal reader, have already bought your copy of our new book, 150 Shades of Play: A Beginner’s Guide to Kink. (Right? Right! If not, you can order it right now to make yourself feel better about reading this […]

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A Virtual Halloween Costume Contest!

This post is sponsored by LELO After you’ve entered our Breast Cancer Awareness Month Contest, enter another easy-peasy one from LELO: Just tweet them an image of you in your Halloween costume with the hashtag #HallowINA and you could be one of 2 people who will win our amazing INA 2 rabbit style massager! Whatever internet meme, political […]

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Last Day to Enter Our “Breast Cancer Awareness Month” Contest!

This post is sponsored by LELO People, this is an easy one: help support Breast Cancer Awareness Month and be entered to win a luxury toy from Lelo worth at least $140! You’ve got a week left to enter, and right now the odds of winning are really, rilly good (better than if you were […]

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Contest: Help Breast Cancer Awareness and Win a Lelo Toy!

This post is sponsored by LELO Want to take part in Breast Cancer Awareness Month and win a high-end Lelo pleasure object? (And yes, we realize that’s like asking if you approve of both world peace and chocolate.) Well, here’s a super-easy way to to do it: Between now and the end of October, if you […]

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And the LELO for the Best Self-Love Haiku Goes To…

Thank you for all your inspired entries in our Self Love Haiku Contest. Rabbit imagery seemed to be a big theme, which makes sense considering the prize up for grabs is a Rabbit-style vibe (one that’s waterproof, body-safe, powerful and quiet). And there were a lot of hilarious haikus that tickled our funny bones (which […]

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Top 10 Haikus About Self-Love (A Contest!)

***THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED*** We guess we should really title this post “Top 10 Haikus About Self Love That Em and Lo Just Came Up With.” We figured it’s a Friday, so what better time to celebrate the wonders of onanism!  In honor of this joyous occasion, we’d like to give away one INA 2 […]

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Kegel Contest Winner & Honorable Mentions!

We’re pleased to announce the winner of a beautiful new set of Lelo Luna Beads, the number one best-selling Kegel accessory in the world three years running: Mark Luczak! (Or should we say, his new wife is the winner of the Luna Beads!) Mark may be one of our very own Wise Guys, but just […]

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The O Awards, the Oscars of Sex Toys

AVN’s Novelty Expo (ANE) is coming to the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas this September 10th through the 12th, where manufacturers and retailers of sex accessories come together (probably in more ways than one — after all, this is Vegas and these are sex toys we’re talking about) to promote and pick up new products. Hopefully […]

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Write a Kegel Slogan, Win Some Kegel Beads! (Contest Ends Today!)

You’ve now got until EOD Friday, August 24th to come up with a slogan for pelvic floor health — something that would be catchy on a bumper sticker or a t-shirt. Yes, it is possible! Think “I’m Kegeling right now” or “iKegel” or “Kegel is German for good sex.”  You get the idea! Our favorite sloganeer […]

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KEGEL WEEK: Contest – Write a Kegels Slogan, Win a Prize!

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED: SEE WHO WON HERE! In honor of Kegel Week, we’d like you to come up with a slogan for pelvic floor health — something that would be catchy on a bumper sticker or a t-shirt. Yes, it is possible! Think “I’m Kegeling right now” or “iKegel” or “Kegel is German for good […]

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Win in a LELO Couple’s Toy!

***THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED*** In honor of the launch of Lelo’s new upgraded line of SenseMotion™ Insignia toys, they’re offering EMandLO.com readers a chance to win either a Tiani 2 couple’s massager 2 (worth $159) or an Oden 2 couple’s ring (worth $179)! All you have to do sometime between now and the end of the day on Friday, June 29th, is this: […]

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Anthony Peeper, and Other Political Scandals in Peep Form

Anthony Peeper The Washington Post already announced the official winner (plus finalists and semi-finalists) for their sixth annual Spring Peeps Diorama Contest — a recreation of an occupied McPherson square complete with D.C. rats and “V for Vendetta” masks called “OccuPeep D.C.” — but with so many excellent entries they put together a bonus gallery of purely […]

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Want to Go to Palm Springs?

One of our favorite toy creators, Jimmyjane, along with Ace Hotels, is giving you until EOD PST this Tuesday, January 31st to enter to win a two-night stay this year at the Palm Springs Ace Hotel that includes $500 for travel, a complete set of Jimmyjane’s award-winning FORM vibrators ($620 value) and a ton of sexified in-room amenities: a blindfold and cuffs, an erotic […]