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Tag Archive | "Genitals"

Why You Should Lie When He Asks About His Penis Size

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

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Advice from three of our guy friends. This week they answer the following: If a guy asks me how I think his penis ranks size-wise, and I honestly think it’s a little on the small side or perhaps too skinny, what do you think the best approach is? Straight Married Guy (Fred): I’ll start answering [...]

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Which Is Tougher: Pussy Or Balls?

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

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Our hilarious friend and Lo’s old college dorm buddy (that’s not a euphemism) Eric Levy is an up-and-coming stand-up comedian. We’ve never seen him live, but he’s always cracked us up. He recently posted a set from last December on Facebook, so we finally got a chance to check him out: and he’s as funny [...]

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Does Enjoying Anal Play Mean You’re Gay?

Friday, May 16, 2014

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Something we here an awful lot around these here parts is the concern many straight men have with receiving — and, heaven forbid, enjoying — a little backdoor attention. Just this week we got another comment on the topic: My boyfriend has recently discovered he likes me lubing him up and fingering his anus, rimming [...]

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Your Call: How Do I Subtly Find Out My Friend’s Penis Size?

Monday, April 28, 2014

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We get a lot of questions coming in at EMandLO.com, but sadly, we just can’t answer them all. Which is why, once a week, we turn to you to decide how best to respond to a reader. Make your call on the letter below by leaving your thoughts in the comments section.  Submit Your Own Question to EMandLO.comTry Our New [...]

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Dear Em & Lo: How Can I Find a Man to Love My Enlarged Labia?

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

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photo via flickr Submit Your Own Question to EMandLO.comTry Our New *PRIVATE* Advice Service!   Dear Em & Lo, I was reading a little about my problem on this website: I have an enlarged labia, which I’ve heard referred to as beef curtains, roast beef, etc. I felt better after reading some of the comments [...]

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That Pesky C-Word

Thursday, March 20, 2014

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‚ÄúThe ultimate sexist put-down: the prick which lies down on the job. The ultimate weapon in the war between the sexes: the limp prick. The banner of the enemy’s encampment: the prick at half-mast. The symbol of the apocalypse: the atomic warhead prick which self-destructs. That was the basic inequity which could never be righted: [...]

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Comment of the Week: Why the Labia Jokes Have Got to Stop

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

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At what point can we all agree that jokes about protruding inner labia are (a) way past their sell date (seriously, Dane Cook? A “box of cow tongues”? A “high school play curtain”? Are you working from the junior high book of jokes here?); (b) douchey in the extreme; and (c) seriously damaging to women’s [...]

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Comment of the Week: A Refresher Course on Female Anatomy

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

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When we read loyal reader Nikki’s response to “Your Call: Do Bigger Penises Lead to Different Orgasms for Women?” it was like we were looking in a mirror, like she had channeled her inner Em & Lo. We are smellin’ what she’s steppin’ in! Amen, sister!* The G spot is responsible for the so-called “vaginal” [...]

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Dream Interpretation: An Intruder Stabbed Our Genitals

Thursday, January 30, 2014

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Other people’s dreams are never interesting…except when they’re about sex. Each week, our dream analyst Lauri Loewenberg tells one lucky reader what their dirty dream means. Got a dream you want Lauri to analyze? Click here to submit it (18 and older only, please). This week, a reader asks Lauri: I dreamt that an attacker entered my apartment when I [...]

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Dear Em & Lo: What to Do About a Jelquing Injury

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

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Dear Em & Lo, A friend of mine has injured his manhood due to Jelqing. Urologists don’t know anything about Jelqing. Where could my friend turn to someone who might know what to do once a Jelqing injury has happened? – A Friend Indeed Dear Friend, It’s so kind of you to write on behalf [...]

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