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Your Weekly Horoscopes: March 30th, 2015

Monday, March 30, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) This week, your sex drive and your sexual opportunties will be completely [...]

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Your (Hamlet) Horoscopes: March 23rd, 2015

Monday, March 23, 2015

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photo via Flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) “To the noble mind / Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: March 16th, 2015

Monday, March 16, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Be as stealthy as Frank Underwood in your pursuit of love (only [...]

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St. Paddy’s Horoscopes for the Week of March 9th, 2015

Monday, March 9, 2015

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photo via Flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) The stars say that you’ll be “romantically challenged” this week. Jeez, when did [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: March 2nd, 2015

Monday, March 2, 2015

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photo via flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Ask lots of questions this week to determine which hottie is best suited [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: February 23rd, 2015

Monday, February 23, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Alice wasn’t doing anything out of the ordinary when she fell into [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: February 16th, 2015

Monday, February 16, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Be the ball this week and play hard to get. Don’t let [...]

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Your Fifty Shades ‘Scopes

Monday, February 9, 2015

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Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, you’re ‘scopes are all shades of grey.  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You might have and Audi R8 Sypder, [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: February 2nd, 2015

Monday, February 2, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Advantage, Aries. You’ve got game this week, and if you choose to [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: January 26, 2015

Monday, January 26, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Don’t you hate it when terribly clever people say terribly unexpected things [...]

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