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Your Weekly Horoscopes: January 20th, 2015

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Anyone who judges you by the size of your wallet (or any [...]

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Your Horoscopes for the Week of January 15th, 2015

Monday, January 12, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You’ll probably get lucky this week, but not in any deep and [...]

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Astrological New Year’s Resolutions

Monday, January 5, 2015

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via Flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, in honor of the new year, your sexy ‘scopes are in resolution form: aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. [...]

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Your Holiday Horoscopes: A Caroling Tradition

Monday, December 22, 2014

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Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, nothing is sacred, as we take traditional Christmas carols and turn them into sex advice. Merry Xmas to [...]

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Your Annie Horoscopes: 12-15-14

Monday, December 15, 2014

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Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes. This week, we take inspiration from the big holiday movie this season: a remake of the 1982 classic¬†Annie. We have yet to see the new version — though we have high hopes, except [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: The Road Sign Edition

Monday, December 8, 2014

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The craziest road sign we’ve ever seen was in San Diego: the black silhouettes of two adults running for their lives, dragging a youngster behind them, all on a yellow, rectangular background. You don’t get many of those in the Northeast. It struck us how effective road signs are: succinct, powerful, instructional, universal, and sometimes [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 12-01-14

Monday, December 1, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Sometimes it’s not about who has the best lines or the firmest [...]

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Your Thanksgiving Horoscopes: 11-24-14

Monday, November 24, 2014

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photo by thestarmama Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You don’t have to take drastic, Jackass-like measures in order to get attention, [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-17-14

Monday, November 17, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) If your mind’s in the gutter but your ass is on the [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-10-14

Monday, November 10, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Your attention span for relationships currently rivals that of the average Buzzfeed [...]

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