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Tag Archive | "Horoscopes"

Your Annie Horoscopes: 12-15-14

Monday, December 15, 2014

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Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes. This week, we take inspiration from the big holiday movie this season: a remake of the 1982 classic¬†Annie. We have yet to see the new version — though we have high hopes, except [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: The Road Sign Edition

Monday, December 8, 2014

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The craziest road sign we’ve ever seen was in San Diego: the black silhouettes of two adults running for their lives, dragging a youngster behind them, all on a yellow, rectangular background. You don’t get many of those in the Northeast. It struck us how effective road signs are: succinct, powerful, instructional, universal, and sometimes [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 12-01-14

Monday, December 1, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Sometimes it’s not about who has the best lines or the firmest [...]

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Your Thanksgiving Horoscopes: 11-24-14

Monday, November 24, 2014

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photo by thestarmama Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You don’t have to take drastic, Jackass-like measures in order to get attention, [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-17-14

Monday, November 17, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) If your mind’s in the gutter but your ass is on the [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-10-14

Monday, November 10, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Your attention span for relationships currently rivals that of the average Buzzfeed [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-03-14

Monday, November 3, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) We’re assuming the stars are talking about love, but this may apply [...]

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Your Halloween Horoscopes: 10-27-14

Monday, October 27, 2014

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photo via Flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) What’s the hurry? Take your time and get to know a potential partner [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 10-20-14

Monday, October 20, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Anger and resentment will follow if someone becomes too clingy too fast. [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 10-14-14

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) If we had a dime bag for every time the stars told [...]

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