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Your Weekly Horoscopes: March 2nd, 2015

Monday, March 2, 2015

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photo via flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes ‚ÄĒ ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Ask lots of questions this week to determine which hottie is best suited [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: February 23rd, 2015

Monday, February 23, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Alice wasn’t doing anything out of the ordinary when she fell into [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: February 16th, 2015

Monday, February 16, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Be the ball this week and play hard to get. Don’t let [...]

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Your Fifty Shades ‘Scopes

Monday, February 9, 2015

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Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, you’re ‘scopes are all shades of grey.¬† aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You might have and Audi R8 Sypder, [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: February 2nd, 2015

Monday, February 2, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Advantage, Aries. You’ve got game this week, and if you choose to [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: January 26, 2015

Monday, January 26, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Don’t you hate it when terribly clever people say terribly unexpected things [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: January 20th, 2015

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Anyone who judges you by the size of your wallet (or any [...]

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Your Horoscopes for the Week of January 15th, 2015

Monday, January 12, 2015

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You’ll probably get lucky this week, but not in any deep and [...]

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Astrological New Year’s Resolutions

Monday, January 5, 2015

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via Flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, in honor of the new year, your sexy ‘scopes are in resolution form: aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. [...]

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Your Holiday Horoscopes: A Caroling Tradition

Monday, December 22, 2014

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Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril. (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, nothing is sacred, as we take traditional Christmas carols and turn them into sex advice. Merry Xmas to [...]

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