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Tag Archive | "Horoscopes"

Your Weekly Horoscopes: 05-19-14

Monday, May 19, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Omigod, it so totally worked! Your new Urban Outfitters alterna-wardrobe has totally given you this new [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 05-12-14

Monday, May 12, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) This week, you’ll feel wild and passionate. Your body language will speak for itself…unless you have [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 05-05-14

Monday, May 5, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) It won’t take much for you to attract a perfect partner. That’s assuming your perfect partner [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 04-28-14

Monday, April 28, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Everyone likes to embellish a little, to make their stories or themselves a little more interesting. [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: Overplayed Inspiration Week

Monday, April 21, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) I’ve tried to talk to you and make you understand. All you have to do is [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 04-14-14

Monday, April 14, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You will meet people in the strangest places and through the most unlikely situations. So don’t [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 04-07-14

Monday, April 7, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Whoever you’re currently with is going to hate us for this one (you yourself may even [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 03-31-14

Monday, March 31, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) If you accept the first offer that comes along, you’ll never know how many more you [...]

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Your (Proverbial) Horoscopes: 03-24-14

Monday, March 24, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) As you know, a rolling astrologist gathers no moss. So this week, we present you with you your horoscopes in proverb [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: One-Word Edition

Monday, March 17, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, it’s one-word advice, because brevity is the soul of wit. aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Moderate. (Def. #1: To lessen [...]

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