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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 03-31-14

Monday, March 31, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) If you accept the first offer that comes along, you’ll never know how many more you [...]

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Your (Proverbial) Horoscopes: 03-24-14

Monday, March 24, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) As you know, a rolling astrologist gathers no moss. So this week, we present you with you your horoscopes in proverb [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: One-Word Edition

Monday, March 17, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, it’s one-word advice, because brevity is the soul of wit. aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Moderate. (Def. #1: To lessen [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 03-10-14

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Open up your mouth And speak the truth of your heart. Easy on the tongue. taurus [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 03-03-14

Monday, March 3, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Don’t look now, but — hey, we said don’t look! Geez, sometimes you’re about as subtle [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 02-24-14

Monday, February 24, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Here’s a point: . Now get to it. We think you know what we mean. taurus [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 02-17-14

Monday, February 17, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Woah, easy there tiger. We’ve barely even got started with 2014 and here you are trying [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 02-10-14

Monday, February 10, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Playing hard to get is so over. Real winners know they’re a catch and don’t have [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 02-03-14

Monday, February 3, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Don’t agree to be anyone’s date for the prom just yet. You’ve got months to make [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 01-27-14

Monday, January 27, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) As much as we wanted the body wave, the red nails, the off-the-shoulder shirt and the [...]

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