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Tag Archive | "Horoscopes"

Your Holiday Stars: 12-23-13

Monday, December 23, 2013

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photo by Pink_Sherbet Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You know how sensual you can be? Well, it’s kinda freaking out your grandmother this week. You [...]

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Your Weekly Stars: 12-16-13

Monday, December 16, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Ouch. Sometimes the stars really tell it like it is. Like this week, they say you’ve [...]

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Your Weekly Stars: 12-09-13

Monday, December 9, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) We hope you’ve got your Amber Vision shades at the ready, because this week the stars [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 12-02-13

Monday, December 2, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) There’s a fine line between being generous and being taken advantage of. You Aries aren’t suckers, [...]

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Happy Thanksgiving Horoscopes: 11-25-13

Thursday, November 28, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, get stuffed on our horos! aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Don’t lead anyone on this week. Yes, it sucks to [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-18-13

Monday, November 18, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Rose-colored glasses are good for depressed pessimists who need a little something to brighten their outlook [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-11-13

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Things will get better as the week progresses. Try to have patience if the person you’ve [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-04-13

Monday, November 4, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You are the driver. You are the lead in the show. You are the forward. You [...]

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What Your Horoscope Thinks You Should Be for Halloween

Monday, October 28, 2013

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photo via Flickr This week, we at EMandLO.com have interpreted the stars’ divine advice as it pertains to Halloween costume choice — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You’ll be on fire this week, adding spice to everything you touch. Costume: Hot sauce. taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th) You [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 10-21-13

Monday, October 21, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) It’s no where near your birthday, but it might as well be, because guess what? The [...]

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