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Tag Archive | "Horoscopes"

Your Shakespearean Stars: 01-20-14

Monday, January 20, 2014

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photo by Ell Brown Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  This week, the Bard tells you how to be… aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) “To gild refined gold, to paint the [...]

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Your Weekly Stars: 01-06-14

Monday, January 6, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You’re acting like a Garbage Pail Kid, when what your partner really needs is a Cabbage [...]

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Your New Year’s Stars: 12-30-13

Monday, December 30, 2013

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photo by jekert Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Remember that Paul Newman quote about infidelity: “Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at [...]

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Your Holiday Stars: 12-23-13

Monday, December 23, 2013

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photo by Pink_Sherbet Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You know how sensual you can be? Well, it’s kinda freaking out your grandmother this week. You [...]

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Your Weekly Stars: 12-16-13

Monday, December 16, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Ouch. Sometimes the stars really tell it like it is. Like this week, they say you’ve [...]

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Your Weekly Stars: 12-09-13

Monday, December 9, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) We hope you’ve got your Amber Vision shades at the ready, because this week the stars [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 12-02-13

Monday, December 2, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) There’s a fine line between being generous and being taken advantage of. You Aries aren’t suckers, [...]

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Happy Thanksgiving Horoscopes: 11-25-13

Thursday, November 28, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, get stuffed on our horos! aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Don’t lead anyone on this week. Yes, it sucks to [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-18-13

Monday, November 18, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Rose-colored glasses are good for depressed pessimists who need a little something to brighten their outlook [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-11-13

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Things will get better as the week progresses. Try to have patience if the person you’ve [...]

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