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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 09-16-2013

Monday, September 16, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) In Buffy, the Vampire Slayer (the 1992 movie, of course), our shop-aholic savior doesn’t go out [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 09-09-2013

Monday, September 9, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You are cruisin’ for a bruisin’ of your heart (and other organs) if you don’t ease [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 09-02-2013

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Some people are paralyzed by the prospect of making decisions. They fear they’ll make the wrong [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 08-26-2013

Monday, August 26, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Here’s a crazy idea: Pursue someone who seems nice. You’re familiar with the type? They hold [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 08-19-2013

Monday, August 19, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) While we’re usually all for secret office romances — the long lunches, the supply closet make-out [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 08-12-2013

Monday, August 12, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) There’s this great flick with Goldie Hawn and Burt Reynolds called Best Friends (only the lucky [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 08-05-2013

Monday, August 5, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Love is in the air and you’ll be singing in the rain, literally. (Excuse us while [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 07-29-2013

Monday, July 29, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Opposites attract. But eventually they’ll repel each other if one tries to change what they originally [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 07-22-2013

Monday, July 22, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Q: What do you want to do tonight? A: Let’s go out dancing…no, let’s just stay [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 07-15-2013

Monday, July 15, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, we present your horos in short poem form: aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) New love is like a bunny. [...]

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