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Your Weekly Stars (2-25-13)

Monday, February 25, 2013

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photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You don’t need any advice this week, you’ve got romance in the bag. So how about a [...]

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Your Weekly Stars (2-18-13)

Monday, February 18, 2013

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photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Beware of gold diggers. Especially while attending talks. (Don’t look at us — we don’t make this [...]

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Your Weekly Stars: Valentine’s Day Edition

Monday, February 11, 2013

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photo by stevefaeembra Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Act like a bimbo/himbo this week. That means no heated debates about the economic crisis, no pontificating [...]

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Your Weekly Stars (2-4-13)

Monday, February 4, 2013

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photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You are whipped! Never a good thing. When you’re whipped you lose your spine and develop a [...]

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Your Weekly Stars (1-28-13)

Monday, January 28, 2013

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photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Ignore what we tell all the Capricorns in the house below: You Aries are simply not ready [...]

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Your Weekly Stars (1-21-13)

Monday, January 21, 2013

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photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Your attention span for relationships currently rivals that of the average Sesame Street viewer. Consequently, don’t dabble [...]

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Your Weekly Stars (1-14-13)

Monday, January 14, 2013

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photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Call us crazy, but we see a high correlation between givers in the community and givers in [...]

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Your Weekly Stars (1-7-13)

Monday, January 7, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) What you really need is a partner with substance. So think genitally and act locally: Get involved in community projects, play bingo with the old folks, paint a mural for your local after-school project school (just be sure to ask permission first). And we recommend not telling [...]

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New Year’s Horoscopes

Monday, December 31, 2012

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photo via flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Stop trying to chase away loneliness with casual sex. Remember that cheap wine and karaoke with friends [...]

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Your Holiday Horoscopes

Monday, December 24, 2012

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photo via flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You’ll be a joiner this week, eager to partake of all the festivities going on around you. [...]

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