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Your Weekly Stars (2-25-13)

photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You don’t need any advice this week, you’ve got romance in the bag. So how about a […]

Your Weekly Stars (2-18-13)

photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Beware of gold diggers. Especially while attending talks. (Don’t look at us — we don’t make this […]

Your Weekly Stars: Valentine’s Day Edition

photo by stevefaeembra Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Act like a bimbo/himbo this week. That means no heated debates about the economic crisis, no pontificating […]

Your Weekly Stars (2-4-13)

photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You are whipped! Never a good thing. When you’re whipped you lose your spine and develop a […]

Your Weekly Stars (1-28-13)

photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Ignore what we tell all the Capricorns in the house below: You Aries are simply not ready […]

Your Weekly Stars (1-21-13)

photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Your attention span for relationships currently rivals that of the average Sesame Street viewer. Consequently, don’t dabble […]

Your Weekly Stars (1-14-13)

photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Call us crazy, but we see a high correlation between givers in the community and givers in […]

Your Weekly Stars (1-7-13)

photo by Simply Schmoopie aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) What you really need is a partner with substance. So think genitally and act locally: Get involved in community projects, play bingo with the old folks, paint a mural for your local after-school project school (just be sure to ask permission first). And we recommend not telling […]

New Year’s Horoscopes

photo via flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Stop trying to chase away loneliness with casual sex. Remember that cheap wine and karaoke with friends […]

Your Holiday Horoscopes

photo via flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You’ll be a joiner this week, eager to partake of all the festivities going on around you. […]