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Tag Archive | "Humor"

How to See the “Fifty Shades of Grey” Movie in Style

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

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In case you couldn’t tell from the onslaught of Fifty Shades posts on our site in the past week, we’re a teensy little bit excited about the¬†Fifty Shades of Grey movie that opens this Friday. It’s not because we loved E.L. James’ book. (We didn’t. Too many inner goddesses doing cartwheels and too much cliched [...]

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The 17 Most Annoying Aspects of the “Fifty Shades” Story

Thursday, February 5, 2015

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By¬†Lindsey Kupfer¬†for YourTango.com Here’s a refresher course on how messed up Fifty Shades really is. The¬†Fifty Shades Of Grey¬†movie hype is growing as the movie’s release date (February 13) gets closer, which means a barrage of media attention is once more on the mommy porn flick. And¬†that¬†means I get to hear endless apologies and explanations [...]

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Erotic Deathmatch: Fifty Shades of Grey vs. 150 Shades of Play

Thursday, February 5, 2015

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This is the face the other Jamie makes when judging our book better than the one his movie is based on Jamie Maclean is the founder and editor of the Erotic Review Magazine, an intelligent and artsy London-based website dedicated to sex (and NOT the US-based Yelp for escorts of a similar name). So how could we [...]

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Fifty Shades Parody Tells of Dungeons… and Dragons

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey is on sale at Amazon If you’re planning on seeing the Fifty Shades movie only so you can get your snark on, then we have a reading assignment for you. Of course, the web is littered with Fifty Shades of Grey parodies, but “Fanny Merkin” (a.k.a. Andrew Shaffer, author of [...]

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Top 8 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (New Mexico Is a State)

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

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from “The Bachelor’s” hysterical Twitter feed Okay, it wasn’t the most dramatic rose ceremony ever (because there wasn’t one), but it was the most dramatic episode of this season so far, for sure. ¬†The Emmy for Best Actress in a Reality Show should go to either Britt (“I want 100 kids! I’m an Angelina-Jolie-hot waitress [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (Camping, Not Glamping)

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

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photo via @BachelorABC (the caption read: “One of these virginities will be taken tonight.” Brilliant.) The fourth episode of ABC’s “The Bachelor”¬†featured more Emmy-worthy editing, from the tiny violins playing over Ashley “Kardashian’s”s tragic princess soliloquy to the close-up shots of her weave to the sad, foreboding music behind Jillian’s tasteless “Who Would You Rather” [...]

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Top 10 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (Wedding “Crashers” Episode)

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

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photo via ABC’s The Bachelor Last night’s third episode of ABC’s “The Bachelor”¬†continued the season’s new style of embracing the humor along with the histrionics (often via some heavy-handed editing at the women’s expense). For examples of this trend, see Ellen DeGeneres’s recent season recap: Is Chris Soules so boring that the producers’ only recourse [...]

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How to Ruin a Date in 5 Words

Thursday, January 15, 2015

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Some hashtags come and go on Twitter faster than a teen boy on prom night. But¬†#RuinADateInFiveWords¬†is still going strong, and it’s been weeks now! That’s some stamina worth paying attention to. Here are some that have been posted just in the past hour or so: I’m not thirsty, Mr. Cosby by @JohnFugelsang¬†and¬†What size fursuit you [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (Prince Farming’s First Dates)

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

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photo via ABC’s The Bachelor Last night’s second episode of ABC’s “The Bachelor”¬†proved to be quite entertaining, despite Prince Farming having the personality of a soybean. The producers seemed to pepper the episode with the kind of zany, kooky, funny stuff usually reserved for the closing credits — in order to make up for Chris [...]

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What Did You Think of Jeremy Renner’s “Globes” Joke?

Monday, January 12, 2015

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screen shot from the Golden Globes on NBC J. Lo wore one of her, shall we say, memorable numbers to the 2015 Golden Globes, the kind of outfit that draws the unblinking stare of even the gayest gay man like greedy raiders of a lost ark. So when she and Jeremy Renner were about to [...]

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