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Tag Archive | "Humor"

Fifty Shades Parody Tells of Dungeons… and Dragons

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey is on sale at Amazon If you’re planning on seeing the Fifty Shades movie only so you can get your snark on, then we have a reading assignment for you. Of course, the web is littered with Fifty Shades of Grey parodies, but “Fanny Merkin” (a.k.a. Andrew Shaffer, author of [...]

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Top 8 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (New Mexico Is a State)

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

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from “The Bachelor’s” hysterical Twitter feed Okay, it wasn’t the most dramatic rose ceremony ever (because there wasn’t one), but it was the most dramatic episode of this season so far, for sure. ¬†The Emmy for Best Actress in a Reality Show should go to either Britt (“I want 100 kids! I’m an Angelina-Jolie-hot waitress [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (Camping, Not Glamping)

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

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photo via @BachelorABC (the caption read: “One of these virginities will be taken tonight.” Brilliant.) The fourth episode of ABC’s “The Bachelor”¬†featured more Emmy-worthy editing, from the tiny violins playing over Ashley “Kardashian’s”s tragic princess soliloquy to the close-up shots of her weave to the sad, foreboding music behind Jillian’s tasteless “Who Would You Rather” [...]

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Top 10 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (Wedding “Crashers” Episode)

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

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photo via ABC’s The Bachelor Last night’s third episode of ABC’s “The Bachelor”¬†continued the season’s new style of embracing the humor along with the histrionics (often via some heavy-handed editing at the women’s expense). For examples of this trend, see Ellen DeGeneres’s recent season recap: Is Chris Soules so boring that the producers’ only recourse [...]

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How to Ruin a Date in 5 Words

Thursday, January 15, 2015

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Some hashtags come and go on Twitter faster than a teen boy on prom night. But¬†#RuinADateInFiveWords¬†is still going strong, and it’s been weeks now! That’s some stamina worth paying attention to. Here are some that have been posted just in the past hour or so: I’m not thirsty, Mr. Cosby by @JohnFugelsang¬†and¬†What size fursuit you [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (Prince Farming’s First Dates)

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

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photo via ABC’s The Bachelor Last night’s second episode of ABC’s “The Bachelor”¬†proved to be quite entertaining, despite Prince Farming having the personality of a soybean. The producers seemed to pepper the episode with the kind of zany, kooky, funny stuff usually reserved for the closing credits — in order to make up for Chris [...]

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What Did You Think of Jeremy Renner’s “Globes” Joke?

Monday, January 12, 2015

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screen shot from the Golden Globes on NBC J. Lo wore one of her, shall we say, memorable numbers to the 2015 Golden Globes, the kind of outfit that draws the unblinking stare of even the gayest gay man like greedy raiders of a lost ark. So when she and Jeremy Renner were about to [...]

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25 Romantic Comedies Turned Very, Very Scary

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

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We’re suckers for a good Twitter meme, even if they do make us feel like the clumsy kid who always gets picks last in gym class (i.e. when we contribute to a meme in what we consider to be a hilarious fashion, and are met with resounding Twitter silence). But like the clumsy kid in [...]

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PINO: The 1st Pleasure Product Exclusively for…Bankers?

Friday, November 21, 2014

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sponsored post Okay, it’s actually a gift set for men, but our friends over at LELO decided to have a little fun with the marketing, explaining that the banking angle “gave us the opportunity to¬†come up with loads of banking puns: Deposit; Hostile takeover; Double dip; Sperm bank; The Ultimate Stimulus Package…” So what’s the [...]

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This Week in Great Subliminal Phalluses from History

Thursday, November 20, 2014

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We just finished Sam Harris’s Waking Up: A Guide to Spirituality Without Religion¬†for our book club last night. It was a spirited debate, which went a little something like this: - Harris is self-centered, arrogant and off-putting. - But you just don’t know him like we do. - He condones drug use. - And that’s [...]

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