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Tag Archive | "Humor"

Are You Smarter in Love Than an Eighth Grader?

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

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We’re cynical biatches, so when someone told us about this eighth grade mash note that a teacher found on her classroom floor (see above), we figured there was a good chance it was faked in some way. But then we read it and we fell in love with the girl asking the question, “R u [...]

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Top 10 Breakup Songs Taylor Swift SHOULD Write

Friday, January 25, 2013

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 photo via WikiCommons Taylor Swift cannot write a bad pop song. She apparently can’t write a song about anything other than breakups, either. While we are shameless Swifties, we’d definitely like to see her branch out more — if not to different subject matter, then at least to some more honest, less PG-13 tales of [...]

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Our Golden Globies

Monday, January 14, 2013

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In honor of the Golden Globes last night, we — the Tina Fey and Amy Poehler of the sex writing world — decided to give out our own awards for the evening: Most Sensual Congratulatory Kiss Sally Field to Daniel Day Lewis (Best Actor for Lincoln). Her hands cradling his face and their slow gentle [...]

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The Top 5 Writing Lessons of Fifty Shades of Grey

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

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The biggest selling book of 2012 was Fifty Shades of Grey. Not only has it introduced many people to the world of kink, it’s given them a lesson in how not to write. And if a lack of literary merit isn’t going to slow down sales, well, at least people can learn about the elements of style while [...]

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The 12 Days of Kinkmas

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

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In honor of the holidays and the recent publication of our new book, 150 SHADES OF PLAY: A Beginner’s Guide to Kink, we wanted to put our own special sexy sacrilegious spin on a Xmas classic. Enjoy: On the 12th Day of Kinkmas my true sub gave to me… 12 Crops a Cracking Disciplinary devices [...]

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Bar Refaeli Wants to Kickstart Her Sex Tape

Thursday, October 4, 2012

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Sure, you could send ten bucks to your neighbor who wants to make a business out of her macrame bondage gear… or you could just fund “aspiring model and actress” Bar Refaeli’s sex tape. Remember the nineties, when a sex tape was a good way to launch a career? These days it’s all about making [...]

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And the LELO for the Best Self-Love Haiku Goes To…

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

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The INA 2 by LELO Thank you for all your inspired entries in our Self Love Haiku Contest. Rabbit imagery seemed to be a big theme, which makes sense considering the prize up for grabs is a Rabbit-style vibe (one that’s waterproof, body-safe, powerful and quiet). And there were a lot of hilarious haikus that [...]

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Top 10 Haikus About Self-Love (A Contest!)

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

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The INA 2 by LELO ***THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED*** We guess we should really title this post “Top 10 Haikus About Self Love That Em and Lo Just Came Up With.” We figured it’s a Friday, so what better time to celebrate the wonders of onanism!  In honor of this joyous occasion, we’d like [...]

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How Long Would You Give Up Sex for an iPhone 5?

Monday, September 24, 2012

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image via flickr How long would you give up sex for a free iPhone 5? RELATED ARTICLES ON EMandLO.com: How to Introduce Your Man to Toys in the Bedroom Lelo’s 3 Classic Toys Are Now 100% More Powerful! A Guide to the Sex Toys in Fifty Shades of Grey

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Playing Ukelele Can Save the World

Thursday, September 13, 2012

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Last week we saw Amanda Palmer perform live (and totally drunk-Tweeted her afterward, oops) — but right before the show, we saw her hubby, author Neil Gaiman, read a new, unpublished short story. (To seven hundred freakin’ people, holy shit — some of them queued all day to get a good seat!) Anyway, as a [...]

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