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Tag Archive | "Humor"

Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (Andi, “The Journey So Far”)*

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

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If you’re going to talk politics on a date, then the only appropriate response to the topic of Benghazi is “Bring it on!” It’s gauche to ask your date about the ancient indiscretions of their partner, especially if said date was the Secretary of God Damn State. If you’re going to tell your date how [...]

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The Best Wedding Photos from Getty Images

Thursday, June 5, 2014

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It being the month of June, we thought we’d continue our¬†superlative series of Getty search images¬†around the topic of weddings. Can you hear the church bells ring? Here are some of Getty’s best wedding photos to have and to hold: #492806865 / gettyimages.com #200500277-001 / gettyimages.com #174118644 / gettyimages.com #153591945 / gettyimages.com #108163593 / gettyimages.com [...]

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Top 10 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (Andi, Ep 3 & 4)

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

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photo courtesy of ABC/David Moir On a date, do not go on and on about what a nerd you were in high school — that’s a story best told after they’ve fallen in love with the totally rad person you are today. That said, do wear cool, memorable pants. Never underestimate the power of unexpected [...]

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The Weirdest ‚ÄúSex‚ÄĚ Photos from Getty Images, Part 2 (NSFW)

Thursday, May 29, 2014

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  When you do a search for “sex” on Getty Images, you get a lot of interesting results — so many, in fact, that we were compelled to create a superlative series of Getty “sex” search images. Today’s installment highlights the weirdest — actually, there were so many we had to present them in two [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelorette” (Andi, Ep 2)

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

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photo courtesy of ABC/Todd Wawrychuk Don’t let your snowboard instructor (ballroom dance instructor, pottery instructor, etc) touch your date more than you. Don’t show your date your anus on your second date, whether accidentally or not. You can ask your date “What’s the worst thing about your parents?” as long as A) you’re not wasted, [...]

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The 5 Stages of Sexual Grief

Thursday, May 15, 2014

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photo via Flickr Making huge stupid mistakes in bed — we’re talking, like, of epic proportions — is a universal experience. People from all walks of life do dumb things they regret in the morning — it’s an inevitable part of life and love. But while there is no right way to mourn your sexual [...]

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I F’ed Up Royal: A Tale of Infidelity, Told in Stock Photography

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

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Our friend Ben Weber¬†just added a second series to I F‚ÄôED UP ROYAL,¬†his hilarious and strange webseries about marriage and infidelity, told entirely via¬†stock photography and “repurposed” photos. Don’t worry if you’re not caught up — you can watch an entire season in less time than it takes you to do a 7-minute workout. Episode [...]

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People Really Do Win on EMandLO.com!

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

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photo via Flickr In the past few weeks, we here at EMandLO.com (that would be us, Em & Lo) have held several quick, kick-ass contests with real live winners: Amanda won a gift certificate to pleasure object purveyor¬†LELO worth $200.¬† Keirsten won a sensual Mother’s Day gift basket from Tess & James worth $70. Alex [...]

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Discovered Awesome New Anal Lube #Blessed

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

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Gun Oil lube is available at GoodVibes.com We laughed out loud at the recent NYT article poking fun at the many ways people use the hashtag “blessed” to describe strokes of luck or good fortune (and yes, the Styles section is one of our go-to reads on the weekend, we confess — especially since they [...]

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What the Pets In Your Online Dating Photo Mean

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

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Scientific research about whether you should include a pet in your online dating profile pic is, not surprisingly, rather flimsy. So we decided to put together our own report on featuring pets. The following guide explains the message conveyed by different kinds of pet in your online dating pic. Depending on the image you want [...]

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