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Tag Archive | "Metro"

How to Reject Someone Nicely

Thursday, December 2, 2010

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photo by Brujita Attention is always flattering, but it’s not always reciprocated — blame it on nose hair, pleated pants, wrong gender, that mysterious “chemistry,” etc. While it’s not fair to lead someone on by giving them a fake number (so mean!) or one of those commercial rejection lines (even meaner!), there is such a [...]

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How to Pull Off a Cheesy Pickup Line

Thursday, November 18, 2010

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photo by rick As a general rule, the only pickup line we officially endorse is “Hi, my name is [your name here].” You can then embellish this intro with a situation-specific line such as “Can I buy you a drink?” or “Would you like to dance?” or “Please, go ahead of me, I actually enjoy [...]

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Don’t Be a Beauty Fascist When It Comes to Dating

Thursday, September 23, 2010

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Let’s imagine that you’re in a relationship with someone you really dig: they’re witty, wise beyond their years, and well versed in the ways of amore. Plus, their table manners are impeccable. And yet, you find yourself in the midst of what might be termed a moral conundrum. Your dilemma? This special someone is severely [...]

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10 Ways to Know You’re Dating a Keeper

Thursday, September 9, 2010

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photo by Made_Underground Here are a few questions to ask yourself about the person you’re dating before offering them a permanent position. Three strikes is forgivable (otherwise neither of us would pass our own test), four is a bit sketchy, and as for five or more…don’t make us say “we told you so.” 1. Are [...]

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How to Host a Sexy Sleepover

Thursday, August 26, 2010

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photo by foxtongue If you’re planning on having a new guest over to “look at your etchings” for the first time, follow these 10 rules to ensure there’s a next time: Only invite a guest over when you won’t have to rush out the door the next morning. Warn any roommates that you will be [...]

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How to Negotiate a Night of Casual Sex

Thursday, August 19, 2010

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photo by Helga Weber We have nothing against casual sex so long as everyone is being safe and the casual nature of the sex is completely mutual. And “mutual” is where things get tricky. May we introduce you to the concept of a prenook? This is the casual-sex equivalent of the prenup. The pre-nook is [...]

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10 Simple Steps to Hosting a Sexy Sleepover

Thursday, July 29, 2010

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photo by SFBNess If you’re planning on having a new guest over to “look at your etchings” for the first time, follow these 10 rules to ensure there’s a next time: Only invite a guest over when you won’t have to rush out the door the next morning. Warn any roommates that you will be [...]

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Overnight Handbag: How to Prepare for a Casual Sleepover

Thursday, July 1, 2010

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photo by dunikowski Ladies, if there’s any chance your evening will end up in a sleepover, transform your purse into a make-shift washbag. Even if there isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell you’ll be getting nooky tonight, carry these items with you anyway — because the best hook-ups happen when you least expect them. Compact [...]

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How to Have Morning Sex

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

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photo by rileyroxx Sex at daybreak (or, if you’re a freelancer, just before noon) isn’t just for newlyweds or long-term couples who happen to be morning people. Sometimes it can work in casual situations, too — in fact, sometimes it’s even better in a casual situation because you haven’t known each other long enough to [...]

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The How To’s of Designated Dialing

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

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photo by sidewalk_flying Drunk dialing — we’ve all been there. For the record, not all booty calls conducted under the influence are considered drunk dialing. It’s only drunk dialing if you’re making a call that you will actually regret in the morning, whether or not that call results in booty. Typically when you drunk dial, [...]

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