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Tag Archive | "Music"

Little Girls Do “Single Ladies” and Our Inner Gloria Steinems Weep

Monday, May 17, 2010


Wrong. This is just plain wrong. Read about the details of this video on SUNfiltered.

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Christina Aguilera Replaces “Vajayjay” with “Woohoo”

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

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We’re predicting the big pop hit of the summer is here — and it’s a going to be an anthem for girls nights out all over the country. For Christina Aguilera’s new song “Woohoo” featuring Nicki Minaj (from her album Bionic out this June) is all about the joys of cunnilingus. Best line ever: “All [...]

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Top 10 Songs About Bad Sex

Thursday, May 6, 2010


There are plenty of bad¬†songs¬†about sex — and we’re guessing that they’re in heavy rotation when any cast member of¬†Jersey Shore hooks up. But there are some truly excellent songs about bad¬†sex. Here are a few lyric excerpts from some of our favorites (with thanks to our readers on¬†Facebook and¬†Twitter for help compiling this; although [...]

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One-Night Stand Wisdom from ’80s Song Lyrics

Monday, March 29, 2010


When we published “How to Greet a Former One-Night Stand” on our site last week, Madamoiselle L suggested the worst way ever to do so: ‚ÄúHey, how are you doing? Oh, I‚Äôd like you to meet your son.‚ÄĚ To which Spes responded, “Wasn‚Äôt there an ’80s song about that?” Reader SS to the rescue! “Googling [...]

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New Crazy-Awesome Video from OK Go

Thursday, March 11, 2010


Okay, we know this will be twice in one week that we’re going rogue and abandoning the whole love and sex thing, but this is worth it! OK Go is an indie band that has mastered viral marketing with clever, innovative one-shot vids for their songs. First there was “A Million Ways,” in which they [...]

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How to Turn Your Headphones Into a Bedside Accessory

Wednesday, February 24, 2010


photo by carolyn.will You know the basic idea of sensory deprivation, right? You limit one or more senses, and the others get stronger. Limit everything but touch, and your orgasm will feel like the center of the universe. You may have done this without even knowing you were practicing sensory deprivation — with a blindfold, [...]

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The Wisdom of John Mayer, Tweeted

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

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photo by Patty Keigan Say what you will about John Mayer’s music — here marks the spot where Lo censored Em’s compliments about “Your Body Is a Wonderland” as a matter of principle — his Tweets are some of the funniest in the biz. (Okay, so he doesn’t have a lot of competition. Britney Spears: [...]

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What’s Your Favorite Music to Screw to?

Thursday, December 17, 2009


photo by Orin Zebest Our Top 100 Breakup Songs post continues to be such a favorite on our site that we decided to call on you for more musical suggestions: This time your favorite songs and/or albums to have sex to. Leave your suggestions in the comments section below, and be sure to tell us [...]

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The 50 Best Songs for Your Holiday Party Playlist

Monday, November 30, 2009


Last year we threw a holiday party and wanted to avoid the season’s musical dead horses. Don’t get us wrong: we’re suckers for anything Burl Ives or Andy Williams around this time of year, but for a festive get-together of friends we wanted something slightly more unexpected: a mix of both new and old but [...]

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Rihanna’s Domestic Abuse Sells Albums — So What?

Monday, November 9, 2009


Rihanna’s album, “Rated R,” is — not coincidentally — on sale now Some people have been¬†questioning Rihanna’s choice to wait to talk about her domestic abuse right until the release of her new album.¬†Um, what? First of all, that’s just the way the magazine-TV-PR-celebrity-promotional circle jerk works: celebrities don’t tend to chat to magazine writers [...]

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