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Tag Archive | "Satire"

Top 10 Celebrity Sex Toy Endorsements

Monday, April 1, 2013


You know how major celebrities like Brad Pitt and George Clooney stoop to appear in advertisements overseas — especially in Asia — on the promise that the ads never show in the U.S.? They shill for everything from cars to booze in ads that look impossibly fake because we are shielded from them. Well, it [...]

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The “Fifty Shades” Generator

Thursday, August 23, 2012


Are you a print or web designer in search of exciting placeholder text? Are you a fledgling author struggling with a sex scene? You’re in luck! The “Fifty Shades Generator” creates “world-class literature based on a pre-defined vocabulary” — a pre-defined vocabulary of clever, creative and totally offensive slang for genitalia and coitus culled from [...]

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Top 5 Kinds of Illegitimate Rape

Monday, August 20, 2012


photo by DonkeyHotey on Flickr A big thank you to Missouri Republican Senate candidate and House Committee Member on “Science, Space and Technology,”¬†Todd Akin (pictured above), for finally saying what no one else has had courage to say publicly: that there’s¬†legitimate¬†rape (you know the type: big, scary, minority stranger breaks into your house in the [...]

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