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The Best Naughty Valentine’s Gift Sets

  1. For the Massage Junkie:                   Rub Me The Right Way Kit, $39 1 Ambiance Massage Candle Pear Vanilla 1 Lust Dust Honey Vanilla 1 Rub Me Massage Bar Morning Dew 1 Devour Me Lickable Body Oil Pina Colada 1 Relax Me Fizzy Ball French Vanilla […]

Last Chance to Haiku Your Way to a Lelo ORA!

sponsored post *** THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED *** The deadline for our LELO Ora haiku contest is end of day Friday, January 31st — a deadline specially chosen so that we can get the winner’s toy out before V-Day! So here’s your last chance to wax lyrical about oral sex and win yourself or […]

ORA, the World’s Most (Only?) Sophisticated Oral Sex Simulator

sponsored post Do the folks at LELO ever rest? They’ve just launched another new, groundbreaking pleasure object: the ORA. Somehow they managed to make an oral sex simulator that’s actually elegant. The ORA offers long swirls and intense pulsations on and around the clitoris, with 10 varied stimulation patterns to choose from (which is great […]

The LELO Holiday Gift Guide for Couples

sponsored post Beautiful, elegant pleasure objects for couples, made with high quality materials and the latest technology, make the perfect holiday gift for a partner — they say “I love you, you’re sexy, and we’re worth it!” After all, it’s the gift that you both get something out of: more pleasure, more sensation, more sexy-time […]

20% Off the Entire LELO Store, Plus FREE Shipping This Weekend!

sponsored post And the winner of the Name Your Favorite LELO Game this week is Ali Love, who picked the Ina 2 as his most coveted pleasure object for the following reason: I *love* Lelo! The Ina 2 would be my choice; fun for any occasion? Yes please. Just another reason for Ali to be thankful […]

Be Thankful for LELO: They’re Giving Away Your Favorite Toy!

sponsored post Here’s your chance to win a luxury pleasure object from LELO for the holidays! Between now and Wednesday, November 27th, 11:59pm PST, “Like” LELO’s FACEBOOK PAGE and tell them on THEIR WALL what your favorite/dream LELO pleasure object is and why, and you just might win it! Bonus points for creativity, enthusiasm, and/or wit; immediate […]

LELO’s Latest: The Rotating AND Vibrating Hula Beads

sponsored post LELO is unstoppable! They’ve just released yet another new toy: HULA Beads™ — the world’s first ever remote-controlled pleasure beads that rotate and vibrate at the same time. Its features include: Remote Controls with SenseMotion™ Technology 8 Stimulation Modes (6 Standard, 2 SenseMotion™) 100% Waterproof Rechargeable (2 Hours’ Use) Ultra-smooth, Body-safe Silicone Design […]

It’s HallowINA! Enter to Win a Luxury Pleasure Object from LELO

sponsored post HallowINA is back! It’s time to make sure that your jack-o-lanterns are lit and your flash is ON, so you can show LELO what you’re wearing for this most haunted of holidays — and in return you could win some awesome prizes! THE HOW: Just share a picture of your costume on Instagram, […]

IDA: The Coolest New Breakthrough in Couple’s Massager Technology

We’re big fans of the Swedish pleasure object company LELO (and not just because they’re our dear sponsor) — we’ve never met a toy of theirs we didn’t like! But their brand new couple’s massager just might take the cake. IDA is the world’s first couple’s massager that ROTATES. Of course the whole thing vibrates, […]

Got a Great Idea for a Sex Toy?

Funnily enough, one of the most common questions we get around here (after “How can I enlarge my penis?”and “How can I orgasm more/better/at all?”) is “I have a sex toy  idea — how do I go about getting it made?” We’re not in that biz, so we avoid those questions. But now we have […]