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Tag Archive | "Top 10"

Top 25 Questions People Ask EMandLO.com

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

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As soon as people find out we’re sex advice columnists, they typically ask three things: 1) What’s the craziest question you’ve ever been asked? 2) What question are you asked most often? And, 3) Is your sex life totally awesome and way better than mine? (Oh, and then there was this one time when a [...]

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Sex and Dating Acts That Should Have a 24 Hour Waiting Period

Thursday, September 12, 2013

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The Washington, D.C., Department of Health just posted proposed tattoo and body piercing regulations, and one of the recommendations is that a 24-hour waiting period be imposed for tattoos. In other words, if you stumble into a tattoo parlor one Saturday night and drunkenly demand a tattoo of Miley Cyrus twerking or a Chinese symbol [...]

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Top 10 Things the “Fifty Shades” Movie Could Do Better Than the Book

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

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Since the casting was finally announced this past Monday for the adaptation of the first Fifty Shades of Grey book — with Charlie Hunnam (Sons of Anarchy)¬†as Christian Grey and Dakota Johnson (The Social Network) as Anastasia Steele — the general consensus has been “They got it wrong!” We’re not sure any casting would have [...]

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The 10 Best and Worst Moments from the 2013 VMAs

Monday, August 26, 2013

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photo via MTV.com THE WORST 1. Lady Gaga’s 26 costume changes into smaller and smaller outfits, ending in a Little Mermaid-inspired seashell/thong number. She’s just fucking with us at this point, right? 2. Miley Cyrus’s self-demotion to porny arm candy during her Blurred Lines “duet” with Robin Thicke (or was it the simulated rimming during [...]

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The 10 Types of Sex Dreams

Thursday, June 13, 2013

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available on Amazon Freud, Schmroid. If you’re looking for a good book on the interpretation of dreams, check out the one by our very own Lauri Loewenberg, dream interpreter extraordinaire! Dream On It: Unlock Your Dreams, Change Your Life (published by St. Martin’s Press) features hundreds of real dream interpretations and a comprehensive dream symbol [...]

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Top 10 (Unintetionally Dirty) Classic Ad Slogans

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

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  1. A little dab’ll do ya. They were talking about Brylcreem, but every time we hear this we remember it’s time to stock up on lube. 2. Let your fingers do the walking. We think we’ve probably co-opted this Yellow Pages slogan pretty much every time we’ve written about the importance of a little [...]

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Top 10 Things You Never Want to Hear After a First Kiss

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

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10. No way, you had spinach for lunch too?! 9. I think I swallowed your filling. 8. Thanks, I’d been meaning to floss. 7. Care for a mint?

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Top 10 Unsexy Things That Can Improve Your Sex Life

Friday, March 22, 2013

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Improving your sex life isn’t always about switching positions or adding more lube (though those things can help, too). Here are ten everyday things you can do to improve your sex life. 1. Get a good night’s sleep. When you’re tired or stressed you feel unsexy and irritable. And have you ever noticed how, after [...]

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You’re More Attractive (to Twitter Users) If…

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

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photo via flickr Sometimes the hash tags that trend on Twitter can make you hate humankind (#fatfilms¬†this week, really, people? Are we back in junior high? What’s next, awards for “Most Outgoing” Twitter feed?!)… and sometimes they just make you want to reach out and hug someone. And sometimes they do both, as with this [...]

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Top 10 Lessons Learned from The Bachelor, Season 17, “The Return of Sean’s Abs”

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

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Never be a narc. It won’t get you laid or married. Ever. (We’re talking to you, Kacie.) If you want your music career to go nowhere, get booked on The Bachelor (even more effective if the couple you’re supposed to perform for breaks up before you strum your first note). If you’re going to an [...]

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