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Tag Archive | "Top 5"

5 Ways to Spice Up a One-Night Stand

Friday, August 22, 2014

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photo via Flickr One-night stands are inherently pretty spicy, what with all the excitement of the unknown. But they offer a unique opportunity to expand your sexual repertoire without the possibility of being judged or shamed (at least not by someone you know and love). Next time you take a beautiful stranger back to your [...]

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4 New Routes to Your Orgasm

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

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photo via Flickr Most people have that one, fail-safe way that gets them from point A to point O quickly and directly, scenic lookout points be damned! And when you’re busy or tired (read: every minute of every day), it’s easy (and understandable) to resort to that surefire route on the rare occasion you do [...]

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What We THINK Will Happen on The Bachelorette Tonight

Sunday, July 20, 2014

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Unfortunately neither of us is able to watch the “Men Tell All” episode of “The Bachelorette” tonight — starring Andi and all the men she has spurned so far. So we won’t be able to bring your our usual tart wrap-up and love lessons tomorrow. Instead, here’s what we imagine might happen on tonight’s episode… [...]

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5 Reasons Why Sea Sex Sucks

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

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photo via Flickr It’s that time of year. The temperatures go up, the clothes come off, and you’re at the beach/by the pool/in the hot tub with your honey. Things can easily get frisky quickly. Come on, who doesn’t want to recreate that pool scene from Showgirls? Well, we don’t. We hate to rain on [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelorette” (Andi on Hometown Dates)

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

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. When wooing someone — especially someone with an intellectual career — avoid these decidedly unsexy words and phrases: “it’s hard work,” “don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty,” “gumption,” “there’s no limits for a woman on a farm,” and “homemaker” (even if the person wouldn’t mind being a stay-at-home parent, there’s something so [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelorette” (Andi in Belgium)

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

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photo courtesy of¬†ABC/Geert Vanden Wijngaert It’s honorable to take the process of falling in love seriously (Marcus), but would it kill you to crack a joke once in a while? There’s a reason why people rank “sense of humor” as one of the most important qualities they look for in a mate. To quote Nick: [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (Andi in Italy)

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

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screenshot from ABC’s “The Bachelorette” For the love of all that’s clean and right and good, wash your hands after you go to the bathroom! And not just when you’re on a date — every time. When on a date, don’t talk about how bad you are in bed, even if you’re just joking, for [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (Andi, “The Journey So Far”)*

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

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If you’re going to talk politics on a date, then the only appropriate response to the topic of Benghazi is “Bring it on!” It’s gauche to ask your date about the ancient indiscretions of their partner, especially if said date was the Secretary of God Damn State. If you’re going to tell your date how [...]

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Top 10 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (Andi, Ep 3 & 4)

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

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photo courtesy of ABC/David Moir On a date, do not go on and on about what a nerd you were in high school — that’s a story best told after they’ve fallen in love with the totally rad person you are today. That said, do wear cool, memorable pants. Never underestimate the power of unexpected [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelorette” (Andi, Ep 2)

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

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photo courtesy of ABC/Todd Wawrychuk Don’t let your snowboard instructor (ballroom dance instructor, pottery instructor, etc) touch your date more than you. Don’t show your date your anus on your second date, whether accidentally or not. You can ask your date “What’s the worst thing about your parents?” as long as A) you’re not wasted, [...]

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