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Tag Archive | "TV"

Dream Interpretation: My Straight Husband Received Gay Oral

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

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photo via flickr Other people’s dreams are never interesting…except when they’re about sex. Each week, our dream analyst Lauri Loewenberg tells one lucky reader what their dirty dream means. Got a dream you want Lauri to analyze? Click here to submit it. This week, a reader asks Lauri: My husband, two nights in a row, has dreamed of oral [...]

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How to Get Over a Breakup…with Breaking Bad

Monday, September 30, 2013

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In honor of the last episode ever of Breaking Bad (sniffle), we’ve reconnoitered our classic “How to Get Over a Breakup” article so Breaking Bad fans the world over can better deal with the loss of their loved one and try to fill the void left behind by the series ending.¬† Come here, Baby Blue, [...]

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A Round-Up of Thoughtful Spankings Over the Miley Cyrus Spectacle

Friday, August 30, 2013

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There’s been a LOT of talk this week over Miley Cyrus’s performance at last week’s VMAs. Here’s some of our favorite analysis: The 2013 VMAs Were Dominated by Miley‚Äôs Minstrel Show How Ratchet Culture Became The New Implied Bisexuality A 6-Minute Guide to the Prejudices of the Entertainment Industry What Miley Cyrus Did Was Disgusting [...]

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The 10 Best and Worst Moments from the 2013 VMAs

Monday, August 26, 2013

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photo via MTV.com THE WORST 1. Lady Gaga’s 26 costume changes into smaller and smaller outfits, ending in a Little Mermaid-inspired seashell/thong number. She’s just fucking with us at this point, right? 2. Miley Cyrus’s self-demotion to porny arm candy during her Blurred Lines “duet” with Robin Thicke (or was it the simulated rimming during [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (The Finale)

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

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Rebound sex, or even a rebound relationship is understandable after a bad breakup. But a rebound engagement? Probably not a good idea (especially if you can’t stop crying throughout the entire process). Having equally weird families (overly aggro brothers, overly handsy dads, etc) can really bond a couple, because each can understand and empathize with [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (The Breakup Edition)

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

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Ouch. We find Des to be a bit of a matzah bachelorette (flat and bland), but even we felt really, really bad for her last night. Getting dumped is hard, but it’s at least twenty-five times harder when it’s televised nationally. And what are the odds: you’ve got 25 potential suitors and you fall for [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (The Men Tell All)

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

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It’s hard to come up with five decent love lessons each week when the show isn’t that exciting this season. The bloopers reel wasn’t even that good! (And such small portions, too!) A sure a signifier of just how ho-hum this cast was. So don’t expect much enlightenment from “The Men Tell All.” Fingers crossed [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from the Bachelorette (S 9, Ep 8)

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

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photo via ABC.com Dating don’ts: Showing up shirtless. Showing up in an animal mascot suit. Showing up in earnest. Don’t ever, EVER, let your Dad touch your date more than you’ve touched your date. Similarly: If you ever want to have sex again, do NOT, under any circumstances, get a nasal adjustment on national television. [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from The Bachelorette (S 9, Ep 7)

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

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photo via ABC.com If someone asks you (Catherine) about the love of your life (Sean) and you respond “We’re best friends”…? Hello, red flag?! When you (Michael) are trying to make someone (Des) fall in love with you, don’t talk about all the negatives in your life: exes, health problems, daddy issues, freakin’ tombstones, etc. [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from The Bachelorette (S 9, Ep 6)

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

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photo via ABC.com There are no imperfect places to fall in love in the entire resort world. None. Yes, yes, do take your date by the hand in the middle of some boring event, run out into a nearby secluded corridor, press them up against the wall and kiss them passionately, please, yes, do that. [...]

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