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The 10 Best and Worst Moments from the 2013 VMAs

Monday, August 26, 2013

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photo via MTV.com THE WORST 1. Lady Gaga’s 26 costume changes into smaller and smaller outfits, ending in a Little Mermaid-inspired seashell/thong number. She’s just fucking with us at this point, right? 2. Miley Cyrus’s self-demotion to porny arm candy during her Blurred Lines “duet” with Robin Thicke (or was it the simulated rimming during [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (The Finale)

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

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Rebound sex, or even a rebound relationship is understandable after a bad breakup. But a rebound engagement? Probably not a good idea (especially if you can’t stop crying throughout the entire process). Having equally weird families (overly aggro brothers, overly handsy dads, etc) can really bond a couple, because each can understand and empathize with [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (The Breakup Edition)

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

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Ouch. We find Des to be a bit of a matzah bachelorette (flat and bland), but even we felt really, really bad for her last night. Getting dumped is hard, but it’s at least twenty-five times harder when it’s televised nationally. And what are the odds: you’ve got 25 potential suitors and you fall for [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (The Men Tell All)

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

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It’s hard to come up with five decent love lessons each week when the show isn’t that exciting this season. The bloopers reel wasn’t even that good! (And such small portions, too!) A sure a signifier of just how ho-hum this cast was. So don’t expect much enlightenment from “The Men Tell All.” Fingers crossed [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from the Bachelorette (S 9, Ep 8)

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

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photo via ABC.com Dating don’ts: Showing up shirtless. Showing up in an animal mascot suit. Showing up in earnest. Don’t ever, EVER, let your Dad touch your date more than you’ve touched your date. Similarly: If you ever want to have sex again, do NOT, under any circumstances, get a nasal adjustment on national television. [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from The Bachelorette (S 9, Ep 7)

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

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photo via ABC.com If someone asks you (Catherine) about the love of your life (Sean) and you respond “We’re best friends”…? Hello, red flag?! When you (Michael) are trying to make someone (Des) fall in love with you, don’t talk about all the negatives in your life: exes, health problems, daddy issues, freakin’ tombstones, etc. [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from The Bachelorette (S 9, Ep 6)

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

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photo via ABC.com There are no imperfect places to fall in love in the entire resort world. None. Yes, yes, do take your date by the hand in the middle of some boring event, run out into a nearby secluded corridor, press them up against the wall and kiss them passionately, please, yes, do that. [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from Season 9 Ep 5 of The Bachelorette

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

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photo via ABC.com If you (Bryden) are going to dump someone (Des), do NOT take great pains to do it publicly at an inconvenient time for the dumpee. Flying across an ocean to tell someone who you’re not even really dating that you don’t like them is a little “look at me! look at me!” [...]

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Top 5 Lessons Learned from Season 9 Episode 3 of The Bachelorette

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

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1. Never steal a kiss. “I have a secret to tell you”? It’s like a sucker punch: cheap and ignoble. If you have to fake someone out to get them to kiss you, then you shouldn’t be kissing them in the first place. 2. The pain killers you get at the E.R. are just as [...]

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Top 5 Lessons Learned from Season 9 Episode 2 of The Bachelorette

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

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Take a tip from a 12 Step Program: no trauma bonding! Admitting to your absentee father / drug-addict mother / type 1 diabetes / poverty status / lactose intolerance is not first-date A material. That said, if you’re forced to wear an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny flesh-colored bikini bottom and shake your junk in front of the [...]

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