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What's the Female Equivalent of Blue Balls Called?

Since “blue balls exist” was one of the top 10 universal truths we learned from our commenters in 2009, our contributor and regular commenter figleaf suggested that we poll everyone to come up with a term for the female equivalent of that achy-aroused condition. Please put your suggestions in the comments below and in a few weeks we’ll have you vote on the best. Here are some to get you going: “Vexatious vulva.” Eh — the alliteration is pretty good, but it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Urban Dictionary lists “blue bean,” which sounds really quite good, but may not accurately describe the all-over genital ache.

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35 Comments on "What's the Female Equivalent of Blue Balls Called?"

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Jenni
Jenni
11 months 2 days ago

Congested clit.

Shepherd
Shepherd
11 months 27 days ago

I like Sad Vagina.

joe
joe
1 year 1 month ago

swamp twat

wendy
wendy
1 year 1 month ago

Pink balls

Coral Cox
Coral Cox
1 year 10 months ago

Wasted Wetness.

Ricco
Ricco
2 years 4 months ago

Blue Cooch takes the cake (or preferably the sausage). But then again I am prejudiced being a horticulturist.

Jean
Jean
2 years 5 months ago

Aqua Vulva

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