What's the Female Equivalent of Blue Balls Called?

Since “blue balls exist” was one of the top 10 universal truths we learned from our commenters in 2009, our contributor and regular commenter figleaf suggested that we poll everyone to come up with a term for the female equivalent of that achy-aroused condition. Please put your suggestions in the comments below and in a few weeks we’ll have you vote on the best. Here are some to get you going: “Vexatious vulva.” Eh — the alliteration is pretty good, but it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Urban Dictionary lists “blue bean,” which sounds really quite good, but may not accurately describe the all-over genital ache.

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35 Comments on "What's the Female Equivalent of Blue Balls Called?"

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5 months 22 days ago

Congested clit.

6 months 17 days ago

I like Sad Vagina.

7 months 19 days ago

swamp twat

7 months 28 days ago

Pink balls

Coral Cox
1 year 4 months ago

Wasted Wetness.

1 year 10 months ago

Blue Cooch takes the cake (or preferably the sausage). But then again I am prejudiced being a horticulturist.

1 year 11 months ago

Aqua Vulva