What's the Female Equivalent of Blue Balls Called?

Since “blue balls exist” was one of the top 10 universal truths we learned from our commenters in 2009, our contributor and regular commenter figleaf suggested that we poll everyone to come up with a term for the female equivalent of that achy-aroused condition. Please put your suggestions in the comments below and in a few weeks we’ll have you vote on the best. Here are some to get you going: “Vexatious vulva.” Eh — the alliteration is pretty good, but it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Urban Dictionary lists “blue bean,” which sounds really quite good, but may not accurately describe the all-over genital ache.

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3 months 8 days ago

Congested clit.

4 months 3 days ago

I like Sad Vagina.

5 months 6 days ago

swamp twat

5 months 14 days ago

Pink balls

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1 year 2 months ago

Wasted Wetness.