Your Call: How Can I Talk Dirty?

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Dear Em & Lo,

I have a younger lover and am trying to keep up with his more liberal sex choices, one of them being that he likes to hear “dirty talk.” I took a test and it said that I am a more conventional type that likes touch and tactile stimulation, but he says he can only get off with conversation. I tried but he just laughed at my attempts. What’s a girl to do?

— Tongue Tied

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I don’t think he laughs because he is a douche.I think he senses how uncomfortable “dirty talk” makes you, so he might just be trying to break the tension. Therefore, have a laugh yourself, be playful while attempting the dirty talk. These are my dirty talk tips: 1) Tone of voice is very important. It may sound dumb, but having a breathy and soft tone helps when saying the dirty words. If you say it in your typical voice, instead of a horny voice, then it kind of takes away the magic. 2) You don’t have to get descriptive. The… Read more »

*I have always used “cum” to differentiate from the verb… but I just checked with Merriam-Webster online and they use “come” as a noun. I’ll never use “cum” again.

Anyone (younger/older/same age) who laughs at your efforts to please them is King (or Queen) of the Douchebags. In the immortal words of Dan Savage, DTMFA. I love hearing dirty talk during sex (and you’d be surprised at how many guys who say they want a dirty talker can’t manage to quid pro quo). But unlike your “Ashton,” I’ll take whatever comes out, it’s more the sensation than the words that’s a turn on for me. One guy who was totally inept at dirty talk compensated for it with compliments: “You have beautiful breasts,” “I love the way you cum,”… Read more »
Dave W

He can ONLY get off with dirty talk? It sounds like certain life experiences produced that result, not just that he’s younger. Reminds me of how people are drawn to S&M. I’d say he’s more compatible with someone more like-minded. Maybe you could train yourself to like it, or maybe you’d just be forcing it.

Maybe you should try asking him to initiate the dialouge and then you can just respond and follow his lead. Once you figure out exactly what it is that gets him going, it will be easier to come up with some responses of your own. Also, maybe just start with some really generic statements. “Do you like that?” “I love when you (blank).” If you start really slow then maybe you won’t feel self concious about it and you can build up to more racy comments. Last but not least, maybe try some dirty texting when you are apart. It… Read more »

Give it a try. Great sex often is noisey and even “dirty.” But if he continues to laugh at your honest attemts, walk. Sex and love making about enjoying each other, not ridicule.

I agree with Dannie, dump the douche. You have been good, giving, and game(or GGG, as Dan Savage would say) by trying to talk dirty to satisfy his fetish that you’re not even interested in. And he just laughed? That is disrespectful and just plain mean. If nothing else, he could coach you and tell you words or phrases that he find particularly hot to help you out. I think dirty talk can be really fun and satisfying, but not if your partner is criticizing your words. I don’t think he’s worth it, but I recommend working on it with… Read more »