how to turn your bedroom into a den of sin, what the latest (decent) gadgets in teledildonics are, how much weight a vagina can lift, and what is perhaps the craziest thing Donald Trump has ever said.
"With boys, [pleasure is] something they expect, something they get, it’s not something shared. With girls, it’s something they give and don’t expect in return...If people learned at an earlier age about partnered sex as a respectful EXCHANGE, then there wouldn’t be so many guys like this one."
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