December 21st, 2016

We've got a bunch of great last-minute gift ideas for your significant other, along with a list of gifts that will surely get you dumped. There's still time to get any of our suggestions, which are all available online, either instantly or with two-day shipping. Don't blow it! (Like "Love Actually" does every year.)

10 Great Last-Minute Gift Ideas for Your Significant Other!
10 “Sexy” Gifts That Will Get You Dumped This Xmas
Hate Actually Is All Around: An Obligatory Critique of That Infernal Holiday Movie
13 Tips for Surviving the Holidays Single
How to Make Massage the Perfect Holiday Gift
The 12 Days of Kinkmas
Special Issue: How to Fill Your Holidays with Love (& Perhaps Lust)

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