February 10, 2016

My sexy, black pumps.
Denims and t-shirt on you?
Smirk. Unzip. Black suit.

And the Winners of Our Willy-Warmer Haiku Contest Are…
How to Dump Someone: Breakup Lines That Don’t Suck
The Best Last Minute Valentine’s Day Present This Year!
The Art of the Condom
Study Shows Straight Women Prefer Nice Over Hot for Long-Term Relationships

I’d like to thank my teachers, my wife, my grandparents, Basho, the guys down at the pizza place, God, my unit, and most of all my fellow haikuists, for not winning instead of me.

— Geoff, winner of our Haiku Contest

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