September 22nd, 2016

“It’s a pretty picture. You dropping to your knees,” I say. Miss Steele blushes — it’s a rose color that reminds me of my own complexion when I’m whipping up angry mobs into a racist, frothing frenzy. I wonder if all her skin is like that — flawless — and what it would look like pink and warmed from me yelling xenophobic things at it for an hour.
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