April 26, 2017

Due to a glitch in the Matrix, our pop-up to encourage newsletter sign-ups got stuck for a few days and forced people to enter an email in order to leave the page. A thousand apologies if you were one of them! Many of the emails people entered were fake, from the polite [email protected] to the sassier [email protected]. But if you entered your REAL email address in the hopes that this newsletter might not totally suck, we thank you for this brave act of faith. If you decide to stick with it, let us know and we'll send you a small token of our appreciation.
Em & Lo

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