June 1st, 2016

We have yet to settle on a favorite self-love haiku, so bang one out right now (we're talking a measly 17 syllables) and you have a seriously good chance of winning a $200 Ina Wave from LELO!


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May Masturbation Month Haiku Contest: Win a Fancy LELO!

"Girl kissing another girl = not marriage material"

— reader Peter S.

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"BBC bringing 'porn' to primetime with VERY graphic £21m raunchy bonkbuster"

—The UK's "Mirror" on the new show "Versailles" airing on BBC Two tonight (watch the trailer HERE)

Our social media accounts have affectionately been called "bonkbusters," too . . . in our dreams:

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