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"Girl kissing another girl = not marriage material"
— reader Peter S.
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"BBC bringing 'porn' to primetime with VERY graphic £21m raunchy bonkbuster"
—The UK's "Mirror" on the new show "Versailles" airing on BBC Two tonight (watch the trailer HERE)
Our social media accounts have affectionately been called "bonkbusters," too . . . in our dreams:
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