***THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED***

May is Masturbation Month! Enter our Haiku Contest and you could win an Ina Wave from LELO.com, the revolutionary vibrator with the come-hither gesture for optimum G-spot stimulation worth $200! (One runner-up will receive a bottle of LELO Personal Moisturizer to help make months like May go more smoothly, if you catch our drift.)

TO ENTER: Come up with a haiku about onanism. Takes your cue from LELO by being  incredibly clever, never crass. Here are the rules:

• The focus of your haiku should be directly or tangentially related to masturbation.
• The haiku should follow the traditional 5/7/5 syllable form.
• Your poem(s) must be original work written by you.
• Submit your haiku(s) via this contact form (choose “Contest” from the pull down menu), making sure to include a name or nickname you’d like as the byline of your haiku, as well as a correct email address so that we may reach you privately in case you win.
• Entry deadline is 11:59pm EST Tuesday, May 31st Wed, June 1st.
• Must be 18 or older to enter.
• Read the fine print.*

The top haiku, as determined by yours truly, will receive their very own Ina Wave! The runner-up will receive LELO lubricant. (Please note, while you may enter as many haikus as you’d like, you cannot “place” more than once — even if your haikus kick-ass. Let’s share the wealth, shall we?)

The winners, along with any honorable mentions, will be announced via an EMandLO.com post in early June. Any winner who does not respond to Em & Lo’s request for a valid shipping address by June 7th, 2016, will forfeit their prize and a new prize recipient will be selected.

* By entering the contest, you affirm both that you are 18 or older and your work is original, and you agree both to receive occasional newsletters from LELO.com and EMandLO.com and to allow EMandLO.com to republish your haiku(s) in subsequent posts on this website, on their social media channels and in any future Em & Lo media projects in perpetuity.

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