***THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED*** May is Masturbation Month! Enter our Haiku Contest and you could win an Ina Wave from LELO.com, the revolutionary vibrator with the come-hither gesture for optimum G-spot stimulation worth $200! (One runner-up will receive a bottle of LELO Personal Moisturizer to help make months like May go more smoothly, if […]
aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) These aren’t sex toys: Friends, neighbors, coworkers, pets. Stick with your own hand. taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th) Do not jump the fence. The grass under your feetsies Is fertile and green. gemini (May 21st-June 21st) The leaf told the tree, “I’ll fall off when I’m ready.” Don’t pull leaves off trees. […]
As of pub time, we have no idea who will win the Germany vs Argentina final today (our guess: Germany; our hope: Argentina), but we do know who’s the winner in our LELO sexy World Cup haiku contest! You guys proved that sex toys and the World Cup go together like Suarez and animal behavior […]
Thank you for your many, many entries into our LELO Oral Sex Haiku Contest! You guys sure do like oral (or oral sex simulators… or LELO pleasure objects of any kind). And thank you especially for heeding to our wishes to leave the explicit stuff on the cutting room floor. Instead, you used beautiful images […]
sponsored post *** THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED *** The deadline for our LELO Ora haiku contest is end of day Friday, January 31st — a deadline specially chosen so that we can get the winner’s toy out before V-Day! So here’s your last chance to wax lyrical about oral sex and win yourself or […]
sponsored post *** THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED *** Earlier this week, we introduced you to the Ora, LELO’s brand new oral sex simulator. (And it’s actually elegant and sophisticated! Which isn’t at all surprising in a LELO toy — but it’s hugely surprising in an oral sex simulator.) Anyway, we have one of these […]
Thank you for all your inspired entries in our Self Love Haiku Contest. Rabbit imagery seemed to be a big theme, which makes sense considering the prize up for grabs is a Rabbit-style vibe (one that’s waterproof, body-safe, powerful and quiet). And there were a lot of hilarious haikus that tickled our funny bones (which […]
We know the suspense has been killing you. But now all will be revealed. Behold, the winners of our Sex Toy Haiku Contest sponsored by Lelo! @fredofsnakes will be getting a luxury Oden couples ring with SenseMotion technology as the winner of a random drawing from all who Tweeted their sex toy haikus. The competition was tough for the Best Written […]
