May 18th, 2016

It's easy and your odds are fabulous: simply write a clever haiku in honor of May (aka Masturbation Month) and you could be the lucky recipient of a luxurious G-spotter from LELO! Here's how:

May Masturbation Month Haiku Contest: Win a Fancy LELO!
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"Acceptance of one’s own body is key...You can’t fully enjoy what your partner is doing, if you can’t even allow yourself to accept making love with the lights on...Love your body so that they can be allowed to love it too!"

— reader MissA

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