MUST READ
This supernatural YA thriller starring a former mean girl who uncovers psychic powers just came out today, and it's awesome!
More Favorite Finds
MUST OWN
Our award-winning book makes a great stocking stuffer! There's still time to get it from Amazon!
MUST GIFT
For the sausage lover in your life: 150 massively endowed models from the 40s through the 90s. Not that size matters.
MUST GIFT
150-plus pics of female badonkadonk, for the butt man or woman in your life this holiday season.
MUST SKIM
Bad Sex Writing Nominee #5: "...he opens my silk robe and touches my cunt as if he were Adam just discovering Eve’s pussy."
MUST SKIM
Yes, another 2015 Bad Sex Writing Nominee: "When she took him, still a little flaccid, into her mouth, he moaned, 'Oh, lover.'"
MUST SKIM
Another 2015 Bad Sex Writing Nominee: "...he was kissing her, the same whetted tongue now inside her mouth..."
MUST SKIM
Yet more Bad Sex Writing: Mixed metaphors, giggling snowballs, a "bulbous salutation," and worse, in Morrissey's novel (hello, White Elephant party).
MUST SKIM
Another Bad Sex Writing Nominee: "She stroked my pole...she was wet as a waterslide, and then I split her." Ahem.
MUST SKIM (FOR THE NAUGHTY BITS)
If you like your sex writing a little biblical (breasts "like young fawns"), check out this nominee for 2015's Bad Sex in Fiction award.
Black Friday Deals Week
Get magazine subscrips this week for as little as 5 bucks! (Sale ends Nov 27th.)
THANKSGIVING GIFT
If you can't be there in person this Thursday, send this yummy collection of treats in your stead.
MUST TRY
Check out the hilarious Amazon reviews of this Yodelling Pickle toy. Trust us, you will not be disappointed.
Must Read
A book about the difference between how American parents treat teenage sex ("not under my roof") and how the Dutch do it ("be safe, do it here").…
Better Late Than Never
You're running out of time! Make it easy on yourself by ordering a silly couples costume that will arrive by Friday, guaranteed.