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Hey Arizona, Check Out This Male Seahorse Giving Birth

Tuesday, April 24, 2012


The seahorse is the only male creature — outside of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1994 movie JUNIOR — that gets knocked up, and as such has become something of a mascot to us in our line of work. Especially as women’s reproductive rights are increasingly under attack. But until someone forwarded this video to us, [...]

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Study Links Sex with Animals to Penile Cancer

Monday, November 14, 2011


photo via flickr No, seriously. We know this sounds like something straight out of The Onion, but a team of urologists in Brazil actually studied this. One theory on the connection is that sex with animals could cause micro-injuries to the penis, which are a well-recognized risk factor in the development of penile cancer. You’d [...]

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Porn for Women (Must Love Dogs)

Friday, July 15, 2011


photo via Men and Their Dogs Don’t worry, no pets were harmed (or diddled) in the making of this porn. The Men and Their Dogs blog is exactly what it sounds like: photos of men with their dogs — making kissy faces, taking bubble baths together, or just being emo-artsy. Kind of like those Porn [...]

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Penguins Continue to Wage War on Family Values

Thursday, October 8, 2009


photo by Paul_Mannix Guess which book, according to the American Library Association, is¬†the title most often requested to be removed from schools and libraries in the U.S.? Give up? For the third year in a row, it’s¬†And Tango Makes Three, which is a guide to building your own bomb while smoking crack and attending orgies [...]

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Travel Tip: Icelandic Phallological Museum

Friday, June 26, 2009


photo by El√≠n Eyd√≠s Fri√įriksd√≥ttir If our “Name That Schlong” contest got you hankering for an up-close-and-personal view of the specimens, you might want to consider booking your next vacation to Husavik, Iceland, where you could visit the Icelandic Phallological Museum. Which is exactly what it sounds like: a collection of phallic specimens — each [...]

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Bisexuality: Doing it Like They Do on the Discovery Channel

Monday, June 22, 2009


photo by Paul Mannix We were tickled pink a few weeks back when we read about the so-called gay penguins who were raising an adopted chick. But “bisexual penguins” would probably have been more accurate; most scientists agree that animals that engage in same-sex activity don’t usually shun heterosexual encounters. Rather, they simply have ingrained [...]

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Contest Winners: Name That Schlong!

Friday, June 19, 2009

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The marmoset penis, a.k.a. jacchus hammer Thanks to everyone who entered our Name That Schlong contest, inspired by the ‚ÄúWhy Vagina‚ÄĚ episode of the second season of wacky Isabella Rossellini‚Äôs ‚ÄúGreen Porno‚ÄĚ series on SundanceChannel.com. As all but one of you guessed, the arrow is indeed pointing to the marmoset’s penis — not that you [...]

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Contest: Green Porno Getaway Sweepstakes

Thursday, June 11, 2009


You’ve only got until the end of today (Thur, June 11, 09) to enter our “Name That Schlong” contest. But you can enter the Green Porno Getaway Sweepstakes once a day between now and June 30th. In honor of the aquatic theme of the series’ second season — and the whale episode, in particular (above) [...]

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When It Comes to Love, CBS Says, Think Different

Monday, February 9, 2009


You may be an anti-V-Day black-hearted cynic, but we dare you not to melt at this video. And is it just us, or does the CBS voiceover suggest that, this Valentine’s Day, it might be okay to love in a, you know, different way?

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