photo by Just_SallyRye

Once you get over the slightly seedy feeling of using a baby product for sex, you’ll realize what an ingenious invention baby wipes are. Use them to wipe off a sex toy immediately after use, or grab one after any kind of back door exploration or money shot. (A note to lazy fuckers: They’re no substitute for a good scrub with soap before and after your sesh.) Discretion would suggest that you not keep them prominently displayed on your nightstand, though within arm’s reach (perhaps in your “party drawer”) is handy. And good taste would suggest that you purchase a brand that doesn’t feature a snuggle-butt baby on its packaging — try Cottonelle Fresh Flushable Moist Wipes (alcohol-free, though they do contain fragrance). Three cheers for a new way to kill the rain forests!