Naked News (06-16-09)
- New study shows that two-thirds of men and 40% of women masturbate. Women: shame on you for not breaking the 50% barrier. (Here’s inspiration if you need it.) Men: shame on you for lying.
- New York unwittingly marries same-sex couple — apparently gay marriage is a-okay if one man wears a dress.
- Oprah’s pal Steve Harvey continues to dish sex advice. And we continue to be weirded out by a man who refers to sex as “the cookie.”
- College Candy unearths the perfect solution to first-date gas…until you get naked together.









