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• Oprah loves Kate Winslet’s real boobs. Winslet jokes that they race for sanctuary under her armpits when she lies on her back, but Oprah has a nicer way of putting it: they just part. As opposed to pointing toward the ceiling like the silicone variety. High-five for Kate’s golden globes!
• Speaking of Kate, The Frisky wonders whether she loves Leo a little too much. (We just think it’s a case of Hollywood overusing the L word. Come on, do you really love your makeup artist?)
• “The Real World” jumps on the transgender cast member bandwagon — in the wake of “America’s Next Top Model” and “I Want to Work for Diddy — with Katelynn, a 24-year-old transgendered woman. And guess what? She’s just like us!
• “Gossip Girl” characters Dan and Serena decide that while sorta-incest (sharing a half-brother) might be “a little too hillbilly,” it’s also sorta-hot.
• Isabella Rossellini embraces her inner sex animal for the second season of her show “Green Porno,” in which she gets into elaborate costumes to portray animals gettin’ busy. The trickiest role? That’d be the anchovy.
• Britney Spears sings the F-word in code. “If U Seek Amy”? Yeah, we’re not buying it either.
• Hugh Hefner’s ex says that the 82-year-old Playboy founder wasn’t, er, up to satisfying his three ladyfriends. Shocking, we know.