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• Most Disappointing Sex Scene: The Na’vi love scene in “Avatar.” Um, how could their tails NOT mesh? We’re waiting for the unrated version on Blu-Ray and it better deliver.
• Couple with Least Chemistry: Meryl Streep and Steve Martin in “It’s Complicated”
• Best Love-Conquers-All Message: “District 9”
• Worst Treatment of Genitalia: “Antichrist”
• Best Fodder for the Fantasies of Women Married with Kids: “17 Again”
• Sweetest Love Story: “Up” (Also wins for Best First 10 Minutes of Any Movie Ever)
• Best Idea with Worst Execution: “Jennifer’s Body”
• Most Romance: “(500) Days of Summer” (Lo loved it)
• Least Romance: “(500) Days of Summer” (Em hated it)
• Most Unattractive (Yet Oddly Appealing, If You Ask Em) Love Interest: Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart.” The Dude should get an Oscar just for being willing to look so gross (e.g. the passed-out-in-his-underwear-next-to-the-toilet scene)
• Sorriest Excuse for a Romantic Comedy: “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”
• Best (Albeit Cringe-worthy) Discussion of the G-Spot: Ethan Hawke in “New York, I Love You”
• Best Gender Role Reversal: “Up in the Air”
• Most Inspiring On-Screen Marriage: “Julie & Julia” (and we don’t mean the blogger’s)
• Least Inspiring Use of Pen as Motif: “He’s Just Not That Into You” (sorry Justin Long, you are no Lloyd Dobler)
• Special Recognition for Giving Hope to Teenage Virgins Everywhere: “Adventureland”

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