Em & Lo’s Sexy Holiday Gift Guide: $50 Edition

This is the third installment of our five-part series on sexy gift giving this holiday season. We started with the affordable gifts around 10 bucks, moved onto $20 fare, and are now at the gifts priced around $50, give or take a ten or two. Stay tuned for the $100 and $150+ editions. They’re not all sex toys, so you’re sure to find something for every adult on your shopping list!


For the older gay gentleman:








“Tom Bianchi: Fire Island Pines, Polaroids 1975-1983”

Sun, sex, camaraderie and reverie.



For the music lover:







HMDX Jam Plus Portable Speaker

Portable and wireless, so you can have a sex playlist going no matter what room you’re christening.



For the over-taxed:





LELO’s Etherea Silk Cuffs

Have them lie back and relax while you do all the work for a change.



For the dancing machine:









Just Dance 2014

Because even adults (drunk or sober) sometimes just have to dance. Be warned: scoring high on this game of smooth moves could lead to scoring in other ways.

$30-$70 (depending on the system)


For the romance novel enthusiast: 








Kindle (Wi-Fi, 6″ Display)

Because on a Kindle, nobody knows what you’re reading!



For the rolling stone:






AHAVA Time to Energize Travel Kit for Men

Includes Foam-Free Silk Shave, Exfoliating Cleansing Gel, Soothing After-Shave Moisturizer and Men’s Travel Bag.



For the beauty queen:







Sixteen ultra-pigmented eye shadows infused with soothing botanicals plus a mini Behind The Scenes Eye Primer for color that lasts — because sometimes the difference between getting a little somefin’ somefin’ is a smokey eye. (Plus, it’s made without sulfates, petrochemicals, phthalates, GMOs, or triclosan!)



For the beauty sleeper:





Chezmoi Collection White Goose Down Alternative Comforter

Because why should a cute little goose have to die just because you want to get all snuggly warm with your partner?

$38-40 (depending on size)


For the wifey:










Calvin Klein Women’s Essentials Long Sleeve Night Dress

Because her PJ’s are getting a little gnarly.



For the water hogger:









LED Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a disco pick-up scene.



For the beer drinker:









Corkcicle Chillsner Beer Chiller, 2-Pack

Helping them keep their beer cold just might make them hot for you.



For the art appreciator:








“George Platt Lynes: The Male Nudes”

Elegant, cinematic nudes in a hardcover that evoke 1940s Hollywood.



For the new mom:







Luna Beads

The best-selling Kegel weight & pleasure bead system on the planet (note: this gift will probably go over best if given by a girlfriend or sister rather than husband!).




Now go check out affordable gifts around 10 bucks, the $20 fare, and $100 gifts!