*READ OUR UPDATED CONTEST POST, WITH NEW RULES, A NEW DEADLINE AND AN EXTRA PRIZE HERE!*

We’ve teamed up with our friends at Lelo to give away a brand new, luxury, wireless remote-controlled, vibrating couples’ ring: the Oden. This is a $179 sex toy, people! The Oden is part of Lelo’s new Insignia line of pleasure objects that allows you or your partner to control the sensations wirelessly with just the tilt of a hand. Yes, iPhone and Wii technology has finally made it into your bedroom.

To enter:

• Tweet a sex-toy themed haiku (feel free to make your haiku as obvious or as vague as you wish)
• The Tweet must contain the hashtag #EmAndLoHaikuContest
• The Tweet must also contain the following link back to this post: http://tinyurl.com/8y5z68z (Twitter will probably automatically truncate it even further)
• For ease of reading, separate each haiku line with a slash
• Remember to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format

Here’s an example of how your Tweet should be formatted:

#EmAndLoHaikuContest You are beautiful/And you never break my heart/Who needs a boyfriend? http://tinyurl.com/8y5z68z

Deadline is next Wednesday, November 23rd. You must be 18 or over to enter. One entry per person please. All entrants who follow the above rules will be entered into the contest and one winner will be drawn at random.

Happy Haiku-ing!

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