Horoscopes
Horoscopes
Your Weekly Stars (1-21-13)

photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Your attention span for relationships currently rivals that of the average Sesame Street viewer. Consequently, don’t dabble […]

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Your Weekly Stars (1-14-13)

photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Call us crazy, but we see a high correlation between givers in the community and givers in […]

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New Year’s Horoscopes

photo via flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Stop trying to chase away loneliness with casual sex. Remember that cheap wine and karaoke with friends […]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 10-22-2012 (The Halloween Edition)

photo via Flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) How can anyone resist you this week? Especially in that provocative Halloween costume you chose to don […]