Tufts University Creates a Campus of Sexiles
Ah, college. The beer pong, the all-nighters, the walks of shame, the pillow over your head so you can’t hear your roommate’s drunken hook-up…
Well, Tufts University has gone and ruined the last of these fond memories. A new campus policy is meant to deal with an issue that was previously managed via ear plugs and/or drinking so much that you’d sleep through an earthquake: roommate sex. Yes, according to Tufts Daily, the campus newspaper, college officials have now banned “any sex act in a dorm room while one’s roommate is present” (even masturbation?!); also, “any sexual activity in the room should not interfere with a roommate’s privacy, study habits, or sleep.”
