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Confessions of a "Millionaire Matchmaker" Millionaire

One of our Wise Guys, Tyler Barnett, recently went on Bravo’s reality show, “The Millionaire Matchmaker” (his episode re-airs next Tuesday, March 16th at 5pm — set your TiVos; you can watch a clip above). So we just had to give him the third degree: Why, oh why, would you ever go on this show? […]

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Pro-Choice Responses to the Tim Tebow Super Bowl Ad

To kick off your Superbowl weekend, check out these 3 bits that you won’t (but should!) see during the game this Sunday — all are in response to the anti-choice, anti-equality, anti-gay Christian group Focus on the Family’s 2.5-million-dollar spot (that we mentioned the other day) featuring football star Tim Tebow and his mom talking […]

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The Superbowl Ad You WON'T See This Weekend

We used to look forward to Superbowl Sunday for the ads (that, and the excuse to over-indulge in junk food). But it looks like CBS is determined to ruin the one sports-related joy in our lives. First of all they went and accepted anĀ anti-choice ad from conservative Christian groupĀ Focus on the Family — apparently CBS […]

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The 10 Worst TV Shows to Come On While You’re Having Sex

In honor of the beginning of the fall TV season, we present our top picks for the most sexy-mood-destroying TV shows: Gossip Girl — Because who can possibly compete with fantasy, airbrushed sex like that? It’s enough to make your own sex life feel positively black and white. The Office — The butt-clenching stress that […]

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Eminem & Bruno, Together At Last

MTV Shows Sacha Baron Cohen presented an award at the MTV Movie Awards last night as his German-fashion-maven character “Bruno”, dressed as a bare-assed angel who flies in over the audience and “accidentally” ends up sitting on attendee Eminem’s face. Was Eminem in on the stunt? Either way, it was brilliant live TV.

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Em Was on TV This Week!

We know we heap a fair amount of abuse on Fox. Mostly, though, that’s just for their “fair and balanced” news coverage and their angry ranty political talk shows. When their cheery sparkly morning show comes calling, however, we just can’t say no. Because there’s nothing like dishing dating advice in front of a live […]

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Top 10 Things Gossip Girl Taught Us About Sex

Back when we watched the original 90210, all we remember learning about sex was that if you didn’t sleep with your boyfriend on prom night, he might end up addicted to crystal meth. Oh, how times have changed. Here’s the Gossip Girl guide to sex… Never make a list of all the people you’ve ever […]

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Art Imitates Life on, Um, Dancing with the Stars

So we were catching up on our train-wreck viewing on Tivo last night and saw a bit of Dancing with the Stars (we know, we know, but it’s like sequined crack!). Anyway, one of the contestants is Holly Madison, the den mother of the Barbie-esque triptych that “dated” — and fairly recently broke up with […]

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The Best Bachelor Ever!

Douche and Freckles on the season finale of The Batch It is with great shame that I, Lo, admit to having watched almost all 17 (!) horrendous seasons of The Bachelor on ABC. But last night’s “After the Final Rose” special (an in-studio event where the betrothed and the rejected appear together 3 months after […]