ACT II. SCENE II. Capulet’s orchard:
Juliet: R, where u @?
[No response.]
Juliet: helloooo????
[No response. Juliet starts a new text.]
Juliet: yo, i think i’m in <3 but our rents h8 each other
Romeo: o rly?
Juliet: omg! meant that for my bff, lolz. nvm!
Romeo: QFT
Juliet: ???
Romeo: i feel the same
Juliet: 🙂
Romeo: Didnt respond rite away cuz i was climbing yr fence. im outside rite now.
Juliet: wut! my rents will kill u if they c u!
Romeo: wuteva
Juliet: swoon. (i should b playing harder to get)
Romeo: ily
Juliet: plz dont abbreviate THAT
Romeo: how should i say it?
Juliet: spell it out
[Romeo starts typing.]
Juliet: wait! we r moving 2 fast. gtg. cul8r!
Romeo: my log is blue
Juliet: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
Romeo: damn you autocorrect! my LOV is TRUE
Juliet: hahaha! phew!
Romeo:Â dont go. I wanna git witchu.
Juliet:Â 2nite? no way.
Juliet: ADIR! brb
[slight pause]
Juliet: If ur 4 rlz, take me out 2moro. on a DATE.
Romeo: will do
Juliet: l8r!
[Slight pause.]
Juliet: wait, what time 2moro?
Romeo: 9?
Juliet: Meh. JK! cu then. k, say bye
Romeo: u 1st
Juliet: no u!
Romeo: ur 2qt
Juliet: saying goodbye sux
Romeo: xoxoxo
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