If brevity is the soul of wit, maybe it’s the heart of all decent horoscopes. Learn your word, love your word, live your word this week. Read between the letters. Use it in a sentence.

aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
Bond.

taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
Hesitate.

gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
Confess.

cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)
Discriminate (not in the racist way, of course, but in the having-standards way).

leo (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd)
Pursue.

virgo (Aug. 23rd-Sept. 22nd)
Decompress.

libra (Sept. 23rd-Oct. 23rd)
Express.

scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
Investigate.

sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
Abstain.

capricorn (Dec. 22nd-Jan. 20th)
Convince.

aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th)
Abort (as in the mission).

pisces (Feb. 19th-Mar. 20th)
Mingle.