What’s the Most Inane Thing You’ve Ever Thought About During Sex?

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And we don’t mean intentionally, when you’re trying to think about baseball stats to prolong your performance. We mean when your mind just wanders — maybe you’re tired or distracted or bored or drunk (or sleeping with someone who’s inept in bed and too drunk to care whether or not you fake). Have you ever thought through a tricky work problem? Composed a Tweet in your head? Wondered what’s going to happen in the next season of Homeland? Planned your outfit? Planned your next meal or workout? Planned your wedding?

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  1. I was with an unbelievably beautiful woman for whom I had no strong feelings. I wished I was home with my dad and my brother watching Dynasty.

  2. I solved a graduate school homework problem mid-coitus once. Have been working on mindfulness ever since!

  3. I planned what I was going to do the next day. This is during law school, so it had to do which classes I was going to read for, what I was going to outline. Dreary, dreadful stuff!

  4. I intentionally tried eating food once during sex … just for the experience to see what it would be like.

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