photo by marcn When we read the horrifying news that there’s a John Edwards sex tape out there, we wondered, yet again, when celebrities will realize that the only way to guarantee your sex tape won’t leak is not to make it. But we guess that as long as egotistic, power-drunk celebs continue to think they […]
photo by Paige Gabert Click here to read our article for New York magazine this week on area moms who take a bite out of the big Twilight apple. You can also read our “director’s cut” of the piece, which includes more quotes and info, after the jump:
Rihanna’s album, “Rated R,” is — not coincidentally — on sale now Some people have been questioning Rihanna’s choice to wait to talk about her domestic abuse right until the release of her new album. Um, what? First of all, that’s just the way the magazine-TV-PR-celebrity-promotional circle jerk works: celebrities don’t tend to chat to magazine writers […]
photo from Summit Entertainment We’re looking for women, specifically mothers, in the greater NYC area who have a secret or shameless obsession with Twilight — either the books or the movies or the whole Bella-Edward-Jacob industrial complex. We want to know why it’s so compelling, whether it’s a guilty pleasure, and how it’s affected your […]
Photo via RollingStone.com Our contributor Jessie says that this Rolling Stone Gossip Girl cover reminds her of 2 Girls 1 Cup; we’re subsequently disturbed to realize that we’re not sure whether they would be bummed or psyched to hear this. We thought we couldn’t get any more bored by the whole A-Rod thing, and then […]
photo by Julio_Enriquez Thanks to the technological marvel that is Twitter, we don’t have to wait until Us Weekly hits the newsstands to find out how John Mayer is taking his most recent breakup with Jennifer Aniston. “This heart didn’t come with instructions,” he Tweeted on Monday. Deep shit. And then Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted […]
Remember when Ellen DeGeneres wouldn’t talk about her sexuality? When a mere 13 years ago she played straight people in horrible movies? Well, look how times have changed! Yesterday she had her wife, Portia de Rossi, on her talk show for the first time ever. They hugged, they talked about their wedding and about living […]
Jezebel calls bullshit — and perfectly rightly so! — on Vanity Fair not going the full monty with their “naked” male comedians spoof cover. The Frisky alerts us to Diddy’s ridiculous mid-Tantric sex Twittering. If you’re twittering while doing Tantra, then you’re not doing Tantra. The unscrupulous TMZ reports that a similarly unscrupulous t-shirt company […]
photo by chris_natt Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are the two top rated celebrities on the “sex pass” list…you know, the celebrities that your significant other supposedly gives you permission to sleep with. We’re guessing that “I have a sex pass to sleep with you” is bottom on the list of pickup lines that would […]
photo by KrappR Hugh Jackman proves he’s worthy of the Sexiest Man Alive title by staying married to his (let’s just say it) less attractive wife, being cool to work with, putting on the first decent Oscars opening in a long time, and giving Barbara Wawa a lap dance as if she wasn’t 100 years […]
photo by jvh33 We never thought we’d get to say this, but we completely, 100% agree with Kim Kardashian! She rushed to Jessica Simpson’s defense this week after people across the globe got all judgmental about her recently acquired curves. Because who would you rather see naked: curvy Jess or this coat-hanger? Comedian Russell Brand […]
photo by Alan Myers Oprah loves Kate Winslet’s real boobs. Winslet jokes that they race for sanctuary under her armpits when she lies on her back, but Oprah has a nicer way of putting it: they just part. As opposed to pointing toward the ceiling like the silicone variety. High-five for Kate’s golden globes! Speaking […]
Scarlett Johansson thinks it’s in women’s DNA to squeal like little pigs at the sight of engagement bling. Gross. Carmen Electra has a really bad idea (surprise, surprise!) for a DIY sex toy. “The Reader” star Kate Winslet, who spends half the movie naked, admits the sex scenes terrified her 18-year-old co-star. Wait, what? We […]
