We never cease to be amazed at the variety and quirkiness of Google search terms that bring people to EMandLO.com. For example, two of the most consistently popular searches we see in our site logs are “animal sex photos” and “sex poems.” Oddly enough, we find the “sex poems” request more surprising — perhaps that means we’ve been in the biz too long. But whether the search terms are weird or confusing or self-defeating or crazy kinky or laugh-out-loud hilarious, one thing they have in common is this: they remind us why we’re still writing a sex and dating advice column, more than fifteen years after we started. Because somewhere out there, someone will always have a question that needs answering. Yeah, we’re talking to you, guy who wants to know if “married women’s pussy salty.”
Anyway, here’s a brief sampling of some of the more entertaining (shall we say) Google searches that have brought people to EMandLO.com lately… and this is just looking alphabetically from A through D!
after the orgasim i sleep why im a lady
all of my friends have strap-ons they use on the husbands asses
all the girls told me that my pennis girth is too big
any one whu intrested to sex with me
any females hav a small dick.boyfreind
are married women’s pussy salty
are pamela anderson’s breast starting sag
arghh new boyfriend has a small cock
ayanimals sex potos
bad boob day
beby born to unmarried girl in dream what indicated
best way to mastrubatin
bounsing pennis
checking out friends penis at urinal
cucumber gave me big penis
dating and sleeping with capricorn. has not introduced to friends
different sites for booty call for completely for no money at all you don’t pay for it
