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Tag Archive | "Haiku"

Sexy World Cup Haiku Winners

Sunday, July 13, 2014

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As of pub time, we have no idea who will win the Germany vs Argentina final today (our guess: Germany; our hope: Argentina), but we do know who’s the winner in our LELO sexy World Cup haiku contest! You guys proved that sex toys and the World Cup go together like Suarez and animal behavior [...]

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And the LELO for Best Oral Sex Haiku Goes To…

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

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Thank you for your many, many entries into our LELO Oral Sex Haiku Contest! You guys sure do like oral (or oral sex simulators… or LELO pleasure objects of any kind). And thank you especially for heeding to our wishes to leave the explicit stuff on the cutting room floor. Instead, you used beautiful images [...]

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Last Chance to Haiku Your Way to a Lelo ORA!

Thursday, January 30, 2014

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sponsored post *** THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED *** The deadline for our LELO Ora haiku contest is end of day Friday, January 31st — a deadline specially chosen so that we can get the winner’s toy out before V-Day! So here’s your last chance to wax lyrical about oral sex and win yourself or [...]

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Wax Lyrical About Oral, Win a LELO Ora!

Friday, January 24, 2014

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sponsored post *** THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED *** Earlier this week, we introduced you to the Ora, LELO’s brand new oral sex simulator. (And it’s actually elegant and sophisticated! Which isn’t at all surprising in a LELO toy — but it’s hugely surprising in an oral sex simulator.) Anyway, we have one of these [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes…in Haiku: 12/3/2012

Monday, December 3, 2012

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Each week, we at¬†EMandLO.com¬†predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of¬†irreverent horoscopes¬†‚ÄĒ ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Do not jump the fence. The grass under your feetsies Is fertile and green. taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th) The leaf [...]

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