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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 03-03-14

Monday, March 3, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Don’t look now, but — hey, we said don’t look! Geez, sometimes you’re about as subtle [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 02-24-14

Monday, February 24, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Here’s a point: . Now get to it. We think you know what we mean. taurus [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 02-17-14

Monday, February 17, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Woah, easy there tiger. We’ve barely even got started with 2014 and here you are trying [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 02-10-14

Monday, February 10, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Playing hard to get is so over. Real winners know they’re a catch and don’t have [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 02-03-14

Monday, February 3, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Don’t agree to be anyone’s date for the prom just yet. You’ve got months to make [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 01-27-14

Monday, January 27, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) As much as we wanted the body wave, the red nails, the off-the-shoulder shirt and the [...]

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Your Shakespearean Stars: 01-20-14

Monday, January 20, 2014

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photo by Ell Brown Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  This week, the Bard tells you how to be… aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) “To gild refined gold, to paint the [...]

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Your Weekly Stars: 01-06-14

Monday, January 6, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You’re acting like a Garbage Pail Kid, when what your partner really needs is a Cabbage [...]

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Your New Year’s Stars: 12-30-13

Monday, December 30, 2013

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photo by jekert Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Remember that Paul Newman quote about infidelity: “Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at [...]

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Your Holiday Stars: 12-23-13

Monday, December 23, 2013

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photo by Pink_Sherbet Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You know how sensual you can be? Well, it’s kinda freaking out your grandmother this week. You [...]

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