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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-18-13

Monday, November 18, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Rose-colored glasses are good for depressed pessimists who need a little something to brighten their outlook [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-11-13

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Things will get better as the week progresses. Try to have patience if the person you’ve [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 11-04-13

Monday, November 4, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You are the driver. You are the lead in the show. You are the forward. You [...]

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What Your Horoscope Thinks You Should Be for Halloween

Monday, October 28, 2013

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photo via Flickr This week, we at EMandLO.com have interpreted the stars’ divine advice as it pertains to Halloween costume choice — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You’ll be on fire this week, adding spice to everything you touch. Costume: Hot sauce. taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th) You [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 10-21-13

Monday, October 21, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) It’s no where near your birthday, but it might as well be, because guess what? The [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 10-14-13

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) It’s a common human trait to expect life to be good and to be easy. It’s [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 10-07-2013

Monday, October 7, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Eeny, meeny, miney, moe, which one to shag, which one to let go? Before you go making [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 09-30-2013

Monday, September 30, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Sexual experimentation may be what you’re looking for, but the stars say dressing up in matching [...]

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Your Weekly (Sell-Out) Horoscopes: 09-23-2013

Monday, September 23, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) This week, it’s astrological truth in advertising…  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Kiss a little longer, hold hands a little longer, [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 09-16-2013

Monday, September 16, 2013

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)  aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) In Buffy, the Vampire Slayer (the 1992 movie, of course), our shop-aholic savior doesn’t go out [...]

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