photo via flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You’ll be a joiner this week, eager to partake of all the festivities going on around you. [...]
Continue reading...Monday, December 17, 2012
photo by SimplySchmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Aggressive or pushy action will push back and slap you in the face this week, so take [...]
Continue reading...Monday, December 10, 2012
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Be aggressive. B-E aggressive. B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E. See results. C-E results. C-E R-E-S-U-L-T-S in S-E-X. taurus (Apr. [...]
Continue reading...Monday, December 3, 2012
Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Do not jump the fence. The grass under your feetsies Is fertile and green. taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th) The leaf [...]
Continue reading...Monday, November 26, 2012
photo by Simply Schmoopie aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Did you know there’s a new online electronics site that’s giving away free top-of-the line digital cameras to the first 500,000 people to register? And if you believe that, we’ve got some land in Florida we think you might be interested in. Someone may take advantage of [...]
Continue reading...Monday, November 19, 2012
photo via Flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) You know how after five hours of preparation, as you get closer to sit-down time, things start [...]
Continue reading...Monday, November 12, 2012
photo by Simply Schmoopie aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) The time is perfect to fall in love. All you need is a spunky Gemini or Leo or Aquarius. Oh sure, just go to the corner store and pick one up. They’re on sale, conveniently lined up on the shelf in alphabetical order. Right next to world [...]
Continue reading...Monday, November 5, 2012
photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Don’t mix business with pleasure this week. The gossip-mongers by the water cooler are hungry for [...]
Continue reading...Monday, October 29, 2012
Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Drink martinis (shaken, not stirred), practice your witty repartee (Hottie: “Hi, Justin Time.” You: “Yes you are.”) and pick up [...]
Continue reading...Monday, October 22, 2012
photo via Flickr Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) How can anyone resist you this week? Especially in that provocative Halloween costume you chose to don [...]
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