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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 07-07-14

Monday, July 7, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Anxiety is about as sexy as spinach in your teeth, bad breath and a root canal. [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: Independence Day Edition!

Monday, June 30, 2014

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Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Sign your Declaration of lnfatuation already and distribute it to the object of your infatuation. You’re guaranteed at least 200 [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 06-23-14

Monday, June 23, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) When Billy Ocean told that woman to “get out of my dreams and into my car,” [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 06-16-14

Monday, June 16, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) If you’re the last person on earth to not use Facebook, then sign up already: Someone [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 06-09-14

Monday, June 9, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Oh, Aquarius, you’re a fool for love. It’s kind of cute when Meg Ryan does it, [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 06-02-2014

Monday, June 2, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Your needs may not be fulfilled if you have tunnel vision regarding the likes and dislikes [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 05-27-14

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) According to the stars, “a one-on-one relationship will be too confining for you this week.” If [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 05-19-14

Monday, May 19, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Omigod, it so totally worked! Your new Urban Outfitters alterna-wardrobe has totally given you this new [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 05-12-14

Monday, May 12, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) This week, you’ll feel wild and passionate. Your body language will speak for itself…unless you have [...]

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Your Weekly Horoscopes: 05-05-14

Monday, May 5, 2014

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photo by Simply Schmoopie Each week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes — ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.) aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) It won’t take much for you to attract a perfect partner. That’s assuming your perfect partner [...]

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