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People Really Do Win on EMandLO.com!

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

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photo via Flickr In the past few weeks, we here at EMandLO.com (that would be us, Em & Lo) have held several quick, kick-ass contests with real live winners: Amanda won a gift certificate to pleasure object purveyor¬†LELO worth $200.¬† Keirsten won a sensual Mother’s Day gift basket from Tess & James worth $70. Alex [...]

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Discovered Awesome New Anal Lube #Blessed

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

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Gun Oil lube is available at GoodVibes.com We laughed out loud at the recent NYT article poking fun at the many ways people use the hashtag “blessed” to describe strokes of luck or good fortune (and yes, the Styles section is one of our go-to reads on the weekend, we confess — especially since they [...]

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What the Pets In Your Online Dating Photo Mean

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

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Scientific research about whether you should include a pet in your online dating profile pic is, not surprisingly, rather flimsy. So we decided to put together our own report on featuring pets. The following guide explains the message conveyed by different kinds of pet in your online dating pic. Depending on the image you want [...]

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Top 10 Relationship Tips from the IRS

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

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photo via Flickr We’ve taken this year’s Top 10 Tax Time Tips from the IRS and tweaked them for your dating life (the original document is at the bottom of this post). Because sex is valuable, and money is pretty sexy. ¬†Plus, the IRS likes to refer to itself in the third person, just like [...]

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Top 6 Worst Kind of Kisses

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

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photo via Flickr Violet Blue¬†is one of the most prolific sex writers we know — we’ve literally lost count of how many books she’s written — and yet she’s not the slightest bit annoying, so we can’t hate her for this. The latest in her grand oeuvre — we’re pretty sure she’s going to tip [...]

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The Exact Perfect Way to Have “The Talk”

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

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photo via Flickr We don’t know how we missed¬†Julia Sweeney talking about giving The Talk to her curious 8-year-old daughter, but it’s definitely worth a reshare/revisit four years later. Parents, watch and learn (in some cases what not to do):     MORE LIKE THIS ON EMANDLO.COM: When Parents Text Moms Are Kinky People Too [...]

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Is LELO’s 1st Ever Right-Handed Vibrator For Reals?

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

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Nope! It was just another in a long line of clever Internet April Fool’s jokes yesterday. Last year, our favorite pleasure object creators — LELO — “put out” the world’s first Ikea-style sex toy called¬†G√ĄSM; and this year they “invented” a squeezable vibrating object called DEXTR√úS¬†that was supposed to allow right-handed people to tap into [...]

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Win the World’s First Ever Right-Handed Vibrator

Thursday, March 27, 2014

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sponsored post Are you left or right-handed? You probably already knew that your answer affects your creativity, intelligence, and odds of becoming President — but did you know it can also affect how much you enjoy sex? New research out of Sweden shows that left-handed people are up to 86% more sexually satisfied than their [...]

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Bi-Curious George: The Best of #RuinAChildrensBook

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

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This week’s most fun hashtag trending on Twitter was #RuinAChildrensBook. Given that we each have two small kids and we’ve been writing about sex for fifteen years — often between diaper changes and school runs — this hashtag was practically made for us. Here are our favorite ruined book titles that we posted to Twitter [...]

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Re-Casting the Breakfast Club for 2014

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

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Did you know that this week is the thirtieth anniversary of the Saturday detention in the 1985 movie The Breakfast Club? Thirty freakin’ years! Man, we’re old. Not only do we know the entire movie by heart, we could even recite for you the differences between the original theater version and the dubbed-for-TV version (wherein [...]

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