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Top 10 “Sexy” Halloween Costume Ideas for Men

Sunday, October 20, 2013

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You’d think by now we’d be unshockable, but every year we continue to be flabbergasted by the sheer range of Halloween costumes that are sexed up. (Sexy cheeseburger, seriously?!) What’s not shocking at all: That 99.9% of these costumes are for women. So here are some ideas for men who are looking to gratuitously sex [...]

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Top 10 Questions We Hope Nobody Ever Has to Ask Us Again

Thursday, October 17, 2013

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We recently published a list of the top 25 questions we get asked over and over again. We’ll probably keep answering those sorts of questions until we’re old and wrinkly and everyone thinks it’s either cute or hilarious or gross (or all of the above) that two old biddies like us discuss porn and strap-ons [...]

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A New Book That Some People Don’t Want You to Read (Part 2)

Thursday, October 10, 2013

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a still from the video trailer of Happyland Last week, we posted a provocative excerpt from HAPPYLAND, written by one of the coolest authors we know, J. ROBERT LENNON. The excerpt was from his new novel, the one that W. W. Norton pulled from production in 2005 over fears of libel, that Harper’s Magazine ran in serial [...]

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The Best Dirty #AddAWordRuinAMovie Tweets

Monday, October 7, 2013

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One of the funniest hashtags in a while took over Twitter this past weekend. Here are some of the best sex- and love-related ones. Enjoy! Jonathon Winter’s Bone #addawordruinamovie #RIP — The_Soleless_Ginger (@fish_on_frizzle) October 7, 2013   #AddaWordRuinaMovie Charlotte’s Web Cam — ★☆Derrick Brew Jr☆★ (@DBrewJr) October 7, 2013   He’s Just Not Putting That [...]

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A New Book That Some People Don’t Want You to Read (Part 1)

Thursday, October 3, 2013

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a still from the video trailer of Happyland HAPPYLAND — by one of the coolest authors we know, J. ROBERT LENNON — is finally out! This is the novel that W. W. Norton pulled from production in 2005 over fears of libel, that Harper’s Magazine ran in serial (though heavily abridged)in the fall of 2006, [...]

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Sex and Dating Acts That Should Have a 24 Hour Waiting Period

Thursday, September 12, 2013

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The Washington, D.C., Department of Health just posted proposed tattoo and body piercing regulations, and one of the recommendations is that a 24-hour waiting period be imposed for tattoos. In other words, if you stumble into a tattoo parlor one Saturday night and drunkenly demand a tattoo of Miley Cyrus twerking or a Chinese symbol [...]

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What to Do If You Bump Into Tom Hanks

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

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According to scientific research, at least 17% of you, our dear readers, still harbor a sex fantasy based on Elizabeth Perkins’ not-quite pedophilic crush in Big, and 11% of you occasionally indulge in a mermaid-related Splash fantasy. Also, 3% of you have a fantasy based on the Forrest Gump premature ejaculation scene. And let’s not [...]

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The Best “Blurred Lines” Parody Yet!

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

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  The Mod Carosel parody was pretty good, but a little too thin on the politics for our radical feminist tastes. Enter “Defined Lines,” the parody made by some University of Aukland law students for its Law Revue show last week. With its decent production values and pointed yet hilarious feminist message, it’s the Blurred [...]

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Great Love Texts from Literature: Romeo & Juliet

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

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ACT II. SCENE II. Capulet’s orchard: Juliet: R, where u @? [No response.] Juliet: helloooo???? [No response. Juliet starts a new text.] Juliet: yo, i think i’m in <3 but our rents h8 each other Romeo: o rly? Juliet: omg! meant that for my bff, lolz. nvm! Romeo: QFT Juliet: ??? Romeo: i feel the [...]

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The Video We WISH We’d Made: “HBO Should Show Dongs”

Friday, August 16, 2013

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College Humor’s original short this week “HBO Should Show Dongs” (below) was made for us: it’s got puns (“We’ve got a boner to pick”), it’s dominated by funny women (usually you get only one token funny chick in bits like this), and it’s all about equal opportunity objectification! The very nature of HBO practically requires [...]

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