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Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (The Breakup Edition)

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

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Ouch. We find Des to be a bit of a matzah bachelorette (flat and bland), but even we felt really, really bad for her last night. Getting dumped is hard, but it’s at least twenty-five times harder when it’s televised nationally. And what are the odds: you’ve got 25 potential suitors and you fall for [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelorette (The Men Tell All)

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

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It’s hard to come up with five decent love lessons each week when the show isn’t that exciting this season. The bloopers reel wasn’t even that good! (And such small portions, too!) A sure a signifier of just how ho-hum this cast was. So don’t expect much enlightenment from “The Men Tell All.” Fingers crossed [...]

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Retro Sex Advice of the Week

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)¬†by David R. Reuben, M.D., is the most¬†popular book on human sexuality of all time — but until now, we’d only ever read the thirtieth anniversary edition, which was released in 1999. And then yesterday, a friend presented us with a dusty old [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from the Bachelorette (S 9, Ep 8)

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

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photo via ABC.com Dating don’ts: Showing up shirtless. Showing up in an animal mascot suit. Showing up in earnest. Don’t ever, EVER, let your Dad touch your date more than you’ve touched your date. Similarly: If you ever want to have sex again, do NOT, under any circumstances, get a nasal adjustment on national television. [...]

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People Really Do Win on EMandLO.com!

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

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We recently got a nice thank you note from the winner of our ¬†G√ĄSM¬†contest: Today I got the gift in the post (at last), it actually was delayed in customs here but it arrived, cannot believe it, so so happy and cannot wait to try out. Amazing guys, thank you very much, never won anything [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from The Bachelorette (S 9, Ep 7)

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

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photo via ABC.com If someone asks you (Catherine) about the love of your life (Sean) and you respond “We’re best friends”…? Hello, red flag?! When you (Michael) are trying to make someone (Des) fall in love with you, don’t talk about all the negatives in your life: exes, health problems, daddy issues, freakin’ tombstones, etc. [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from The Bachelorette (S 9, Ep 6)

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

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photo via ABC.com There are no imperfect places to fall in love in the entire resort world. None. Yes, yes, do take your date by the hand in the middle of some boring event, run out into a nearby secluded corridor, press them up against the wall and kiss them passionately, please, yes, do that. [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from Season 9 Ep 5 of The Bachelorette

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

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photo via ABC.com If you (Bryden) are going to dump someone (Des), do NOT take great pains to do it publicly at an inconvenient time for the dumpee. Flying across an ocean to tell someone who you’re not even really dating that you don’t like them is a little “look at me! look at me!” [...]

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Top 5 Lessons Learned from Season 9 Episode 3 of The Bachelorette

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

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1. Never steal a kiss. “I have a secret to tell you”? It’s like a sucker punch: cheap and ignoble. If you have to fake someone out to get them to kiss you, then you shouldn’t be kissing them in the first place. 2. The pain killers you get at the E.R. are just as [...]

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Top 5 Lessons Learned from Season 9 Episode 2 of The Bachelorette

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

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Take a tip from a 12 Step Program: no trauma bonding! Admitting to your absentee father / drug-addict mother / type 1 diabetes / poverty status / lactose intolerance is not first-date A material. That said, if you’re forced to wear an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny flesh-colored bikini bottom and shake your junk in front of the [...]

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