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Tag Archive | "Humor"

Which Disney Princess Are You? (Em & Lo Style)

Monday, January 27, 2014

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Results from the Zimbio quiz “Which Disney Princess Are You?” have been popping up in our Facebook feed this week. Most of them are as saccharine and subtly sexist as the Disney movies themselves: They’re just begging for a more honest edit, with a little tough love thrown in — one that reflects the disturbing [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons from The Bachelor (Juan Pablo, Ep 3)

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

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photo courtesy of ABC/Rick Rowell Date location don’ts: cold and dirty city harbors (that you intend to¬†swim in), sport stadium hot dog kitchens (that you intend to make out in), and bungee-jumping bridges next to busy 8-lane freeways. If you put just the tip in, it doesn’t count. We’re of course talking about putting just [...]

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Top 5 Kinds of “Porn” That Should Exist (If They Don’t Already)

Thursday, January 16, 2014

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Real estate porn, food porn, weather porn, disaster porn, gastro-porn, travel porn… doesn’t anyone watch plain ol’ porn anymore? According to the Oxford English Dictionary, this use of the term porn denotes “written or visual material that emphasizes the sensuous or sensational aspects of a non-sexual subject, appealing to its audience in a manner likened [...]

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Top 5 Love Lessons Learned from The Bachelor: Juan Pablo, Ep 2

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

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photo courtesy of ABC/Todd Wawrychuk Sensual massage and talk of the dearly departed do not mix. If someone on a date is pressuring you to do something that you don’t feel comfortable with, that goes against your values, and that you simply don’t want to do, then stand up for yourself and don’t do it! [...]

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Top 7 Love Lessons Learned from The Bachelor (Juan Pablo, Ep 1)

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

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photo courtesy of¬†ABC/Rick Rowell Now that Juan-uary has begun, each week we’ll be bringing you the five most important love lessons you can learn from each episode of The Bachelor on ABC. With each episode guaranteed to be the most dramatic EVER (per usual), this season should prove to be a wildly educational ride. And [...]

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Funniest Reviews of the iPhone Spin the Bottle App

Thursday, January 2, 2014

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image via Rankopedia The iPhone app “Spin the Bottle!” says you must be 17 to download it, but what 17 year old still plays Spin the Bottle?! There are 18,695 (and counting) reviews of this app, almost all of them hilarious. And not one of them, we’re willing to bet, is written by anyone 17 [...]

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The 12 Days of Kinkmas

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

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In honor of the special holiday sale price of our book, 150 SHADES OF PLAY: A Beginner’s Guide to Kink¬†(now under ten bucks for the first time ever!), we’re presenting own special sexy sacrilegious spin on a Xmas classic. Enjoy: On the 12th Day of Kinkmas my true sub gave to me… 12 Crops a [...]

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10 Things We Didn’t Know About Dr. Ruth

Monday, December 2, 2013

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Photo via Dr.Ruth.com The article in the New York Times‘ Real Estate section this past weekend about Dr. Ruth’s three-bedroom apartment in Washington Heights proved her home to be exactly the sort of kooky, over-cluttered place that we’d expect from an 85-year-old, four-foot-seven woman who talks about sex for a living. But here are ten [...]

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Get Mortified: How to Celebrate Your Awkward Teen Years

Thursday, November 7, 2013

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One of the most moving moments in the new documentary Mortified Nation — based on the popular and hilarious¬†Mortified live show¬†that has been staged across the country — is when a participant talks about how teens just want to be heard. They don’t necessarily need to feel understood — especially by adults — but they [...]

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Top 10 Worst “Breast Cancer Awareness” Memes

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

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Don’t get us wrong: We’re all for raising awareness of breast cancer ¬†(we just wish other forms of cancer had such good publicity reps), but we think sometimes all this supposed “awareness” can lull people into thinking they’ve actually contributed something worthwhile and concrete. At their best, these online awareness memes usually do nothing at [...]

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